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Funny comments your non-tennis watching family makes about players

"Ewwwwwwwwwwww, nose job already?" said my sister about Tati Golovin.




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One time I was burning one of my Venus /Lindsay matches to dvd , when this little girl I babysit asked me why Venus was playing against the old lady
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Well, maybe not necessarily players. Tennis in general. My dad also calls Mary Carillo Mary Gorilla.




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One time I was burning one of my Venus /Lindsay matches to dvd , when this little girl I babysit asked me why Venus was playing against the old lady
Well, honestly, Lindsay would look so much better with longer hair!




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My sister says she would like to be raped by Roddick

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My sister says she would like to be raped by Roddick
Um.




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I've heard of Lindsay 'she looks like a turtle and moves like one'. Comments weren't nicer when they saw her mom. "Turkey neck". It's not funny but...
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hantuchova = elegant
elena Dementieva = boyish
davenport = old lady who has aged badly
dulko- looks way older than her age
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Well when I play tennis with my friends, who don't watch tennis, they will hit hard winner and be like "I am Serena/Venus Williams, biatch!" or when they make a loud grunt. It's so funny.

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My housemate who does not watch tennis at all caught a glimpse of lindsay and asked if it was the senior's tour.

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well..my dad once asked me...is lindsay still playing? i thought she was from the billie jien king's period..

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Once there was a photo of Serena coming out from the sea with a bikini similiar to Halla Berry's one in "Die Another Day" in the newspapers. My friend took a look at it and asked me "Is she a transsexual?"

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Oh yeah..there was once when justine was playing serena..my cousin came and said..
why is that mean girl(serena) bullying that boy!!

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