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Nixed Doubles: Meet Maria Sharapova, the sexiest car mechanic in history. The white-hot tennis ace hits the Espy Awards in a wrinkled jumpsuit that's just the thing for when an oil change requires semi-formal attire, but is all wrong for the red carpet. Maria makes several unforced errors with this precipitously plunging one-piece, including unwisely covering up her shapely gams and choosing a neckline that turns her powerful shoulders into liabilities instead of assets. Meanwhile, Serena Williams continues her sartorial losing streak in this ghastly brown and gold frock, which -- surprise, surprise -- she designed herself. Her fussy skirt appears to have started life as a Victorian lampshade, while her over-stuffed bodice could potentially take out innocent bystanders if the fabric fails to hold (talk about your double-faults). At least there's a tiny ray of hope: Serena's shoes aren't that bad. Now if only the rest of her wardrobe could achieve that high standard.

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a bit harsh, but yes, we've both seen them look way better.

why maria wouldn't show off her legs is beyond me. lol.
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Nixed Doubles: Meet Maria Sharapova, the sexiest car mechanic in history. The white-hot tennis ace hits the Espy Awards in a wrinkled jumpsuit that's just the thing for when an oil change requires semi-formal attire, but is all wrong for the red carpet. Maria makes several unforced errors with this precipitously plunging one-piece, including unwisely covering up her shapely gams and choosing a neckline that turns her powerful shoulders into liabilities instead of assets. Meanwhile, Serena Williams continues her sartorial losing streak in this ghastly brown and gold frock, which -- surprise, surprise -- she designed herself. Her fussy skirt appears to have started life as a Victorian lampshade, while her over-stuffed bodice could potentially take out innocent bystanders if the fabric fails to hold (talk about your double-faults). At least there's a tiny ray of hope: Serena's shoes aren't that bad. Now if only the rest of her wardrobe could achieve that high standard.

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U ARe SO Late ON Posting the Pictures...We've SEEN THEM & Judged them already.....Get it ToGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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lol, agreed.


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a bit harsh, but yes, we've both seen them look way better.

why maria wouldn't show off her legs is beyond me. lol.
Yes, I agree. The top part is fine, but if the bottom part was a short skirt, then that would be perfect.
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U ARe SO Late ON Posting the Pictures...We've SEEN THEM & Judged them already.....Get it ToGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
No, U GEt It TOGetherrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

You totally need a new schtick. That shit is tired.
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No, U GEt It TOGetherrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

You totally need a new schtick. That shit is tired.
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No, U GEt It TOGetherrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

You totally need a new schtick. That shit is tired.
i concur.
the hair and makeup of both was awesome. the outfits...well, they've both looked better
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No, U GEt It TOGetherrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

You totally need a new schtick. That shit is tired.
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I liked Serena's dress. It didn't fit her well, but the fabric was pretty and the design was very pretty. I just feel that no matter what she designs, because of the bad rap she's gotten in the past, they will criticize it. Now, if Dolce & Gabana had designed it, they would have thought it was pretty, but badly fitted.

I agree with what they said about Maria's jumpsuit. It also didn't fit her well.
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No, U GEt It TOGetherrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

You totally need a new schtick. That shit is tired.
Soooooo concur.
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I liked Serena's dress. It didn't fit her well, but the fabric was pretty and the design was very pretty.
I quite liked the design. It is just badly fitted. Serena clearly wants to show off her curves, but ... well... her stomach being one curve too many. Had she been a little fitter, she would have looked good.

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but if the bottom part was a short skirt, then that would be perfect.
I'm sure Maria can look good in trousers and covering attire. If it was a shot skirt... i believe that would be too much flesh if she wasn't to be known for her tennis as the number one priority.

I think her idea was classy.. but she just can't pull it off. A little more shape wouldn't hurt.
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I quite liked the design. It is just badly fitted. Serena clearly wants to show off her curves, but ... well... her stomach being one curve too many. Had she been a little fitter, she would have looked good.



I'm sure Maria can look good in trousers and covering attire. If it was a shot skirt... i believe that would be too much flesh if she wasn't to be known for her tennis as the number one priority.

I think her idea was classy.. but she just can't pull it off. A little more shape wouldn't hurt.
Thats not the point. Maria has amazingly beautiful legs, she should show them off. Wearing a skirt is normal for any girl just in case you didn't know.
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They both look like they threw on some old used clothing. Sharapova especially looks straight up scroungy.
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LOL...........
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