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post #1 of 49 (permalink) Old Jul 13th, 2005, 02:13 AM Thread Starter
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Worst grunts

I thought I'd start this topic.

Worst for me is:

Golovin, she sounds like she is about to come (eeeeeew, sorry if tehre are any minors)
Sharapova, too loud (Her grunts were recorded to be as loud as an Ambulance siren in Wimby, thats just scary)

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Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^
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Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^
wich i donīt know why. i canīt stand his grunt

yeah this thread was made multiple times

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Originally Posted by JenFan75
Please, no more...

This topic has been done to death.

Sharapova sounds like a dying cow in heat
LenaD's is cute
Schiavone's is indescribable
Serena's is very sexual (as is Guga's, he's always brought into these threads)
Venus' is a high pitched scream that seems like only dogs should be able to hear it.

Sharapova usually wins the worst grunt contest.

There, all done. No more thread ^_^
Sorry didnt know this was done before, I just wanted to know other peoples opinions. So I guess nobody dislikes Tatianas grunts

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post #5 of 49 (permalink) Old Jul 13th, 2005, 03:53 AM
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Sometimes Justine's sounds like she's just fought off a bear but really, Justine's is indescribable.

And yeah, I think Guga's grunt sounds sexual too. Does he say "Away" or just "bleh" or something to that sound??

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guga's was a long, drawn out
mmmmmmmmmwwwwwwwwwuuuaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

schiavone's is laughable
maria's is a loud shriek
elena's and jelena's make me giggle from time to time
serena yells at the ball
seles's is bi-syllabic... and AMAZING
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post #7 of 49 (permalink) Old Jul 13th, 2005, 06:13 AM
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schiavone, it sounds as if she's saying, "fuck eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee"
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Maria only truly grunts 1/2 of the time. The other half shes just shreiking. It adds more bite to her shots though.


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Serena sometimes sounds like she's in pain. IMO Serena doesn't have to grunt to play well, but other players play better when the grunt.

Really, don't even look at me...
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Tati doesn't really grunt

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I don't like Mary Pierce's....if you can call it a grunt!! It sounds....fake. Still, I love Mary! hehe

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dementieva's grunt is worse, it sounds like a "mwuaaaaaaaaaa" and is fkn annoying
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elena bovina's has always annoyed me

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