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Caption Time!




"Oh god! what was that crack! yes ,thought so ,its my back gone!"

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(IMO Lena's brother is more handsome than Maxim )

Maxim: hey guy she's my girl!!! get away from her!!!

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The ball toss was never Elena's strong point, that's until her coach introduced her to Kama Sutra position 745B.

Elena's coach: "ARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! GREAT BALL TOSS ELENA!!!"

Elena: "WOW!!! I emptied his balls!!"

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DONNA VEKIC LAURA ROBSON HEATHER WATSON STEFFI GRAF SERENA WILLIAMS
JELENA DOKIC AKGUL AMANMURADOVA SESIL KARATANTCHEVA SABINE LISICKI
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[QUOTE=Mike_T]

"Steal me Playstation controller, will ya?"

"Eeeek! Careful of my ribs, horrible brother!"

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Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
"I read on the internet that there is something chipmunky about me :-)"--Andrea H.[/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=miffedmax][QUOTE=Mike_T]

The WTA,s new method of updating players Weights was proving to be less of a sucess than was hoped!

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"Elena D. shows how fun it is to be carried around with 2 arms and a 3rd leg."


That is sort of disgusting though...

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ALLEZ!!!

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Dementieva & Krajicek might be dating!!!!

You never know!

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*Elena fakes being dead*

Bloke: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO why God why?!?!"
Elena: "BWAHAHA fooled ya"

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
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Never seen that pic before.... it's funny
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funny pic! - who is the guy?

mARAT sAFIN and... dMITRY tURSUNOV , Fernando Gonzalez, Rafael Nadal

eLENA dEMENTIEVA and... aNASTASIA mYSKINA , Dinara Safina
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"Elena D. shows how fun it is to be carried around with 2 arms and a 3rd leg."
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"Oh god! what was that crack! yes ,thought so ,its my back gone!"


man: oh.... my..... darling....
Lena: i've.... hungered.... for.... your.... love....

RIDING THE 3AM ROLLERCOASTER

Anastasia Myskina my NO.1 favourite.
Daniela Hantuchova super eyecandy!
Emilie Loit heartbreaker.
Alize Cornet she's just 15!
Elena Dementieva pretty!
Amelie Mauresmo idol!
Svetlana Kuznetsova so fuckable! ps. She was never ugly!!

All the best to:
Nathalie Dechy, Caroline Wozniacki, Justine Henin-Hardenne,
Maria Sharapova, Ana Ivanovic, Maria Kirilenko,
Marion Bartoli, Aravane Rezai, Dinara Safina,
Victoria Azarenka, Olga Poutchkova
and all the other pretty players!


I like these players because they are HAWT HAWT HAWT!

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