Laugh my ass off
Venus hi-fives Serena and they give each other a big hug and squeal in delight:
Venus: You did really good.
Serena: It didn't look fake?
Venus: No, you did it just as planned.
Serena: How about those tears during the press conference?
Venus: Nice touch, but you could have cried a little longer, but it worked. They ate it up.
Serena: How about Daddy's interview this morning? He said I should go home and how I came down with something lastnight?
Venus: You know he didn't have a clue that you washed your hair and stuck your head in the freezer.
Serena: That's true. Now, b/i/t/c/h don't make me go through all this for nothing. You whip that girl's a/s/s on Monday.
Venus: You got it little sis. You won the Australian Open, now it's my turn to win Wimbledon. Girl, you don't know how much I appreciate what you did for me tonight.
Serena: I know you do and I love you, that's why I left the coast clear for you. I'm going to bed. All this acting has made me exhausted.
Venus: Me too. Good night.