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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old Jun 26th, 2005, 06:46 PM Thread Starter
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Laugh my ass off

Venus hi-fives Serena and they give each other a big hug and squeal in delight:

Venus: You did really good.

Serena: It didn't look fake?

Venus: No, you did it just as planned.

Serena: How about those tears during the press conference?

Venus: Nice touch, but you could have cried a little longer, but it worked. They ate it up.

Serena: How about Daddy's interview this morning? He said I should go home and how I came down with something lastnight?

Venus: You know he didn't have a clue that you washed your hair and stuck your head in the freezer.

Serena: That's true. Now, b/i/t/c/h don't make me go through all this for nothing. You whip that girl's a/s/s on Monday.

Venus: You got it little sis. You won the Australian Open, now it's my turn to win Wimbledon. Girl, you don't know how much I appreciate what you did for me tonight.

Serena: I know you do and I love you, that's why I left the coast clear for you. I'm going to bed. All this acting has made me exhausted.

Venus: Me too. Good night.
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Just tasteless really..... get some class and try again.

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Well IF it was planned... it would be better for them both to advance and Serena tank the match...

It was real
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I'm surprissed you think this is funny when nobody ever give the girls a break.

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I shouldn't be surprised at how low you can go
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post #6 of 32 (permalink) Old Jun 26th, 2005, 07:15 PM Thread Starter
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Wait a min guys I did not write this. One of the sisters fans from another board wrote this. Yes, and I laugh because it is truly pathic that someone would think that this was plan.
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Wait a min guys I did not write this. One of the sisters fans from another board wrote this. Yes, and I laugh because it is truly pathic that someone would think that this was plan.
Do you speak English well?? Is it your second language??
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Wimbledon radio has already tried to stir up shit about the fix mess, and it's good Serena LOST in this match instead of having to pull out of her match against Venus because of injury, folks would have a field day.

Posters on this board post that Locker Room confession mess and stuff like this all the time. I don't agree with the posting of it, but I do have a sense of humour. It's not TRUE and any sane person knows that so why all the fuss?

Someone is bound to say something about a fix when Venus plays anyways, so I will just have to turn the volume down when they start with that shit.

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post #10 of 32 (permalink) Old Jun 26th, 2005, 07:21 PM
 
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I think some of you are being a bit hard on icequeen in this thread --- never thought I'd see myself saying that .
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Wait a min guys I did not write this. One of the sisters fans from another board wrote this. Yes, and I laugh because it is truly pathic that someone would think that this was plan.
Wait, was it the ezboard 'fans'?
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Wait, was it the ezboard 'fans'?

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Do you speak English well?? Is it your second language??

Obviously I don't because I have no idea what you are talking about.
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Venus hi-fives Serena and they give each other a big hug and squeal in delight:

Venus: You did really good.

Serena: It didn't look fake?

Venus: No, you did it just as planned.

Serena: How about those tears during the press conference?

Venus: Nice touch, but you could have cried a little longer, but it worked. They ate it up.

Serena: How about Daddy's interview this morning? He said I should go home and how I came down with something lastnight?

Venus: You know he didn't have a clue that you washed your hair and stuck your head in the freezer.

Serena: That's true. Now, b/i/t/c/h don't make me go through all this for nothing. You whip that girl's a/s/s on Monday.

Venus: You got it little sis. You won the Australian Open, now it's my turn to win Wimbledon. Girl, you don't know how much I appreciate what you did for me tonight.

Serena: I know you do and I love you, that's why I left the coast clear for you. I'm going to bed. All this acting has made me exhausted.

Venus: Me too. Good night.

In some way I see the truht in there

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Obviously I don't because I have no idea what you are talking about.
Cause you didn't articulate that it wasn't your story that you posted in the thread starting post.
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