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I WANT Mashona Washington!!

Ok Venus, I am sorry. But I am only 5'11 May be too short for you. I do Love you, However... Everytime I see Mashona, my body tingles. On the Australian Open program Open Access on the Tennis Channel, when I saw her dressed down...I was SMITTEN! I am just into her.

My new quest is to find her at the US Open and ask her out... we're actually the same age so It wouldnt hurt, I think I am handsome enough for her. What is the worst that could happen...Yes or No.

A guy can dream can he.

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backstaber at least Ve will be only fo me

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backstaber at least Ve will be only fo me
trust me, I'll take Vee anyday, if she dont think i am too short for her. But Mashona and I would be perfect together.

Venus and I do have a history, ask Cameron Giles. He and I went to Pilot Pen together in 2001 (i think) or 2000.... anyway. At the end of one of Venus' matches, she actually played Amanda Coetzer that night she was signing autographs, and she never raise her head up...but I had a HUGE front page layout folded of her so that she could sign it perfectly in the corner. As she signed it she looked up at me and our eyes LOCKED and she gave me that look, the look like..."Damn you Cute" look. And I gave her the same look in return. But Cameron would definately lie as he always does and say she was looking at him. But she was still in FRONT of me.

So I love her..think highly of her. But Mashona...WHEW! Can you say from the back?

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trust me, I'll take Vee anyday, if she dont think i am too short for her. But Mashona and I would be perfect together.

Venus and I do have a history, ask Cameron Giles. He and I went to Pilot Pen together in 2001 (i think) or 2000.... anyway. At the end of one of Venus' matches, she actually played Amanda Coetzer that night she was signing autographs, and she never raise her head up...bit I had a HUGE front page layout folded of her so that she could sign it perfectly in the corner. As she signed it she looked up at me and our eyes LOCKED and she gave me that look, the look like..."Damn you Cute" look. And I gave her the same look in return. But Cameron would definately lie as he always does and say she was looking at him. But she was still in FRONT of me.

So I love her..think highly of her. But Mashona...WHEW! Can you say from the back?
well being short has some advantages

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well being short has some advantages
I dont think 5'11 is short, but as it pretains to Venus...I would be. But I can get Low for her

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I dont think 5'11 is short, but as it pretains to Venus...I would be. But I can get Low for her
anytime she wants

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Ummmm. OK I think you guys are

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Ummmm. OK I think you guys are ff topic:
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anytime she wants
"On the Center Court at Wimbledon being Interviewed by Sue Barker...I would!!"

"While she sitting under the hair dryer talking to Serena about the latest gossip, I would!"

"Sitting on the Oprah Show, encouraging teenage girls, I Would!"

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"On the Center Court at Wimbledon being Interviewed by Sue Barker...I would!!"

"While she sitting under the hair dryer talking to Serena about the latest gossip, I would!"

"Sitting on the Oprah Show, encouraging teenage girls, I Would!"

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Uhm...hello mr. Fault...remember I met her in the lobby of the hotel by myself...the empty lobby... You can take Mashona...

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Uhm...hello mr. Fault...remember I met her in the lobby of the hotel by myself...the empty lobby... You can take Mashona...
So you say. But I wasn't down there, so I'll take your word for it. Yo, speaking of that, it's been awhile, Pilot Pen this year? Men will be there as well. We could probably get the same hotel as before.

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Mashona was definitley hot at that Mexican restaurant in Australia.

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Ok Venus, I am sorry. But I am only 5'11 May be too short for you. I do Love you, However... Everytime I see Mashona, my body tingles. On the Australian Open program Open Access on the Tennis Channel, when I saw her dressed down...I was SMITTEN! I am just into her.

My new quest is to find her at the US Open and ask her out... we're actually the same age so It wouldnt hurt, I think I am handsome enough for her. What is the worst that could happen...Yes or No.

A guy can dream can he.
Just as long as you stay away from Alexandra S.
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i'm 5'10 and a half

Mashona's cute (so is Angie...in fact all the African-American girls are cute except Shenay), but I much prefer LenaD or Serena (although Serena's arms are a little too big for my liking...)

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