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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 09:02 PM Thread Starter
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I have an important announcement to make...

Howdy guys,

Just got back from another busy day pammentating at the wonderful Wimbledon. Shucks it's hot out there! London aint been so scorching since I last boomed down some thunder aces on centre. Singed the grass - I was smokin'!

Anyhoo, I've decided it's time to announce some exciting news. Good news. My vowels might be slightly more random than usual. And there's a reason to why I've been looking so blooming and golden lately, it's not just down to my giraffic good health and star quality. And it aint the beer. In fact, I'm cutting out my annual "pub" crawls with Sue Barker this year...

As my old pal Ginny Wade would say (well I am in England) I have a bun in the oven. Or rather, a double bagel....

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awww... another baby giraffe?
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Damn Pam. YOU really are a slut. Bwahaha.
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awww... another baby giraffe?
Put it this way, my whole Shriver clan will be able to play doubles in a couple of years.

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Is George the father?
That's what I'm wondering too.

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Pam Trying to outdo moi as le latest mother on le tour? Pathetique!

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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 10:07 PM Thread Starter
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Is George the father?
Of course! I mean, as much as I love Tom Cruise, I think he's otherwise engaged these days...

Anyhoo, more ickle Georges on the way....

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Howdy guys,

Just got back from another busy day pammentating at the wonderful Wimbledon. Shucks it's hot out there! London aint been so scorching since I last boomed down some thunder aces on centre. Singed the grass - I was smokin'!

Anyhoo, I've decided it's time to announce some exciting news. Good news. My vowels might be slightly more random than usual. And there's a reason to why I've been looking so blooming and golden lately, it's not just down to my giraffic good health and star quality. And it aint the beer. In fact, I'm cutting out my annual "pub" crawls with Sue Barker this year...

As my old pal Ginny Wade would say (well I am in England) I have a bun in the oven. Or rather, a double bagel....
Tsk! One wondered why thou was quoffing and scoffing my cucumber sandwiches with cement mix. One just passed such actions off as an unfortunate uncouth lack of etiquette.
So dearest Ms Shriver. Old Mr George hath got ye into a spot of "double trouble"...

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Pam! Congratulations, what pamtastic news! Doubles is definately the way forward.

And pfft.....of course George is the father. Otherwise...what would Ginny say?!!!
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OMG! Pam, this is such fab news. You might not remember me, but I was stood with a couple of friends when you walked past Court 5 today. You seemed tobe on your way to Court 13 for some pammentary. Anyway, you stopped to allow my friend to take a picture of you (I took a pic using my mobile phone). When you'd left, we all mentioned how well you looked and wondered if you were indeed blooming for a good reason. I wish you and George congratulations on such pamtastic news.

And cheers for being a good sport and hanging on while my mate got her camera to work. Like you said, it probably did take about 10 years to get working properly!

As for Ginny, I believe she was involved in a blossoming relationship herself this Wimbledon.


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