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What my aunty Ida said about "Mary Pierce"

Mary Pierce is so classy, if I had a daughter I want her to be just like Mary.
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Mary Pierce is so classy, if I had a daughter I want her to be just like Mary.
Does Anty Ida look like Ethel?
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Does Anty Ida look like Ethel?
She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur".

There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.
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She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur".

There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.

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omg you're fucking class LOL i wish everyone else posted like you
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She's 10 years younger, and much sexier, well I think so. Although I shouldn't really feel this way, because it used to be my "uncle Arthur". There was a mishap whenever he went into hospital to be circumcised. There's presently a court case occuring so it's best I don't say too much as it could be used in evidence against the plaintiff.
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How can she know whether Mary's classy or not based on a match on TV and some bs from a press conference?

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when Mary won her match my Mom said:

"Great! Two bitches in the Final!"

I swear, if she wasn't my Momma I would've called her a bitch and slapped her around the room!
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awww...my mom came in from work and said "is the tennis highlights on? i want to watch Mary"

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My dad told me to turn that shit off (he hates tennis, unless he has had a drink. Then he starts commentating and tells me what he thinks they are doing wrong )

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My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?
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My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?
Wonder what Sharapova would've said to your mom if she heard her.

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How can she know whether Mary's classy or not based on a match on TV and some bs from a press conference?

Do you wish me to ask her for you? I won't see her again until next wednesday when I collect her mobility allowance.
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My mum said who's that American girl doing ads for Palmolive deodorant. Is she famous?
Hehe I saw that commercial yesterday. Who was she playing? She won again
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