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How would Mary have reacted if Elena shouted "Hurry up and stop wasting time!"

I think she may have smiled.
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Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.

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Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.
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I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace!
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Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.
Exactly. Instead of 58min it would have taken 52.
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Poor Elena.
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Mary would have hurried up, stopped wasting time, and won 6-1, 6-1 anyway.


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I think Mary would have towelled down, adjusted her hair, kicked the sand off her shoes, wiped the dust of the baseline, smiled and served an ace!

Yeah like she did in the match.


Elena
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

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Yeah like she did in the match.


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0
Hi

Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.


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Mary didn't go for aces because she knew she didn't have to.

6-1 6-1... remember? And never broken.

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Read the orginal post. She couldn 't hit one even if she tried. Elana played like S..T.

this was one of the worst matches of the OPEN. 2nd only to Henin and Kuznetsova
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Oh my god, i'm thinking about Mary, elena, nadia, justine whoever, reading some threads in this forum, they would probably laugh.

I bet you, they are all very good friend, today after Mary's match, I saw Nadia in the locker room Kiss Mary on her front
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Originally Posted by selesbooz
Yeah like she did in the match.


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0

The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12

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She would have thrown her body over Elena's in an attempt to keep the fans from tearing her limb from limb.

Reason is poor propaganda when opposed by the yammering, unceasing lies of shrewd and evil and self-serving men.
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The important stat are listed below

Elena
Games: 2


Mary
Games: 12


Again, READ the post that i responded to
And let not say anything because i can start talking about a certain someone that lose in the 2nd round
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Originally Posted by selesbooz
Yeah like she did in the match.


Elana
Aces: 2

Mary
Aces: 0
Who is Elana? I know an Elena, but not an Elana. Is she new to the tour?
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