Tatiana: My mother told me all the time about you but I always wonder if you knew my mother.
Stefanie: Yes, I'm your real mother and she's your adoption mother!
Tatiana: Really? WOW! That explain why I look like you. OK, I love you, mum.
Stefanie in whisper: Fuckin' idiot!
Inspiration is for amateurs
Faves: Mona Barthel / Samantha Stosur / Roberta Vinci
"Hey Tatiana, could I borrow a strip of that Tourna-Grip you have stuck to your leg?"
"Those are my hot pants you geriatric old hag."
"Oh, ok, sorry."
Most career titles (singles+doubles):Navratilova
Most Wimbledon singles titles: Navratilova
Most Wimbledon singles and doubles titles: Navratilova
Most WTA Tour Championship singles titles: Navratilova
Most WTA Tour Championship doubles titles: Navratilova
Okay, we'll settle who has the most biteable nose in the WTA right now!
Pass the duct tape and super glue. Lena's done broke my heart one last time.
Onward my LOB! Lena (ret.) Vika Vee TOB Caro Alexa Sabs Wicky Lesia Vania BMS Ekat Andi H. Jo-La Lena V KP2 Lil Bit Kiki Mini Mak Baby Veronika
V Squad, The LOB Elite: Vika, Venus and the Mad Viking of Norrland
Jo-La Duchess of Norrland and Bastad
Elena Viatcheslavovna Dementieva--Eternal Goddess of the Divine Bangs