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Thereís a girl who moved in 3 doors down from me who looks just like Vera Zvonerva

I was on my way home today from buy a few groceries whenever I noticed that the vacant house which is 3 doors down from me was in the process of being occupied by a new family (now how many exactly live there I havenít found out yet) but one of the girls who lives there is the spitting image of Vera Zvonerva! I kid you not.
I took another walk by later today to confirm what I first thought. There is high fencing around the back garden, so I climbed up to look over and she was lying in the garden. I shouted out ďHey there VeraĒ and she ran off crying.
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I was on my way home today from buy a few groceries whenever I noticed that the vacant house which is 3 doors down from me was in the process of being occupied by a new family (now how many exactly live there I havenít found out yet) but one of the girls who lives there is the spitting image of Vera Zvonerva! I kid you not.
I took another walk by later today to confirm what I first thought. There is high fencing around the back garden, so I climbed up to look over and she was lying in the garden. I shouted out ďHey there VeraĒ and she ran off crying.
It's one of two things, it's either the real Vera and you've just witnessed her sobbing and crying first hand. Or, if you look like that picture in your avatar, maybe she needs to get to you know first before you peep in on her over the fence.

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She cried when she looked at your make-up

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that's funny!
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She cried when she looked at your make-up
That's not me in the photo, that's my mother Ethel.
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It's one of two things, it's either the real Vera and you've just witnessed her sobbing and crying first hand. Or, if you look like that picture in your avatar, maybe she needs to get to you know first before you peep in on her over the fence.
Helen that's not me in the avatar. It's my mother Ethel.

She was going for a job interview this day whenever she had her snap shot taken. But she was having terrible trouble with her cataracts, so I applied her make-up.
The real Vera? dunno
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Helen that's not me in the avatar. It's my mother Ethel.

She was going for a job interview this day whenever she had her snap shot taken. But she was having terrible trouble with her cataracts, so I applied her make-up.
The real Vera? dunno
What kind of job was she applying for?

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What kind of job was she applying for?
Beautician
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For what kind of clients?

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For what kind of clients?
The was a job advertisement in the window at the local beauticians for somebody to work/help part time. So I thought it would be good for mother to get out and interact with the community again after her breakdown. So I rang up and applied for her to have an interview.
I guess the clients lived around the local area, because I seen many of the ladies who worked there being picked up in cars by men.The escorts that worked there.

Helen - previously I had a picture of another poster in my avatar, but she hasnít come back, maybe I upset her, I donít know.

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that is so funny, I am laughing my head off. Keep going!
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that is so funny, I am laughing my head off. Keep going!
I donít understand why you are laughing so much itís the truth!

Iím really serious she looks just like Vera Zvonerva. Iím going to buy a scanner so I can take some photographs (NOT upskirts), and Iíll post them to prove what Iím saying is not nonsense.
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the real question here is: does she have sheep?

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down blouse then?

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the real question here is: does she have sheep?



down blouse then?
lol How did you escape from the Bug/Error Reporting and Questions forum?

No, no sheep, but I did notice she had a little pussy.
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I am not talking about you seeing Vera, or someone who looks like her.

It is just how you told the rest of the story. Funny! made me laugh!

Vera would not be in the US right now, she must be in Europe getting ready for the French Open.
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