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Patty Schnyder's Diary

Current world No.13 Patty Schnyder is in Warsaw, Poland this week, competing as the No.4 seed at the J & S Cup. She has decided to share what it is like to play on the Sony Ericsson WTA Tour by providing fans a glimpse into her life with this WTATour.com Online Diary.

April 28, 2005

I heard already the rain during the night! It's gonna be a wet and cold day here in Warsovia!! No hurry for us today, I'm scheduled last match on center court. After late breakfast, 10am, I felt like going to the gym to handle my energy level, waiting since last Saturday for my first match!

We relaxed some in the hotel room, Rainer surfing the web and checking mails, me studing Spanish, which finally makes sense again, since I can use it with my hitting partner Marc.

At the courts everybody is rearranging practise because of the rain. I was happy with my short warm-up and went straight to lunch. Couple hours wait in the players lounge; Silvia Farina was watching Italian Davis Cup in Rome, so we saw the sun on the screen!!!

With drizzling rain, tracksuit and long-sleeved shirt we started our match at 5pm. Play was once suspended, when I was 5:2 up! Now we worried not only because of the rain but also the darkness.

Back on court a drunken fan started whistling and making funny noises during my ball toss! Result: two doubles faults and my first break!! So I asked the umpire to seat him elsewhere! Security did a great job. I was very pleased to finish the match with a two-set win, when the next surprise waited for me: Doping test!!!! OK, drink, drink!!! It's funny how you learn to drink water even though you are not thirsty; one bottle in a few minutes!!! I was happy to get over with the procedure, since filling this plastic cup while someone female is watching you is not too nice!! Done with the first try!!!!

Back in the hotel we watched a DVD, "The Terminal" with Tom Hanks, and relaxed. Good night!!!

Take care,
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Patty pee-ing in a cup is strangely erotic to me...

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Too much information Patty.

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Patty pee-ing in a cup is strangely erotic to me...
I'd drink it!
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this diary is a rather cute feature.

But on the doping theme, it would be nice if the WTA treated its doping tests as more than just an exercise in getting the girls to pee in a cup after a match. What substances are they testing for? Do they even know? They should be testing out of competition if they want to catch anybody.

Oh, and btw, Tom Hanks sucks. He's the king of Hollywood sellouts.

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Patty Schnyder's Diary
OK, drink, drink!!! It's funny how you learn to drink water even though you are not thirsty; one bottle in a few minutes!!! I was happy to get over with the procedure, since filling this plastic cup while someone female is watching you is not too nice!! Done with the first try!!!!
Patty, always a good girl...seriously, she´s a very special person on the tour. Always a bit different from everyone else and just weird

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Ewwwww Patty...Didn't need to know about that doping test

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Who's Marc, her hitting partner??
Any Spanish junior or so??

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But I was wondering about his name... maybe Marc Lopez, ATP spanish player?

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But I was wondering about his name... maybe Marc Lopez, ATP spanish player?
now that I don't know, sorry.
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Let's just put it like this, there is Justine Bieber (I just threw up a little) who ... is hyped far beyond his talent.

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