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Elena needs to learn some...

English. The finals are over now and I'm just waiting to get some good pictures of Justine and Elena and maybe an autograph. I had just came back from saying Good Luck to Virginia Ruano Pascal and happy belated b-day to Conchita. Conchita seemed to be annoyed though that I reminded her it was her first full day as a 33 yo. Anyway. I couldn't find anything for Justine to sign. So I just took some pictures. So Elena came out and I looked again for anything for Elena to sign. I find my new USC Gamecocks hat. Now most of the USC caps don't have the word Gamecocks. They just have the word COCKS. I brought the hat as a joke and because I'm a queer I thought it was kinda funny. So I was hoping just hoping that Elena would sign my COCKS cap. She took one look at it and signed it. That's the story of Elena signing my Cock hat. I thought it was kinda funny.
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old Apr 19th, 2005, 02:56 PM
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What does this word mean?
sorry... I simply don't know vocalbulary is my worst part of English

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What does this word mean?
sorry... I simply don't know vocalbulary is my worst part of English
It's slang for penis.

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Well Vamos ,your Captain will tell ya

"Cock" can mean a few things ,a male "Chicken" a valve to shut off water flow ,or and this is what I think we are refering to ,a part of the male Anatomy used to pass urine and perform Pro-creation , other common words used for the same appendage may be as follows..

Dick
Knob
Willy
Prick
Tool

and so on......

I hope that helps and as for Lena signing a cock? well ,lucky guy even of it was only a hat...

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You're lucky mommy Vera didn't stomp on your 'cock hat!



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Hes very lucky Lena didnt simply stomp on his cock....

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Maybe that's good Lena also didn't know what does this word mean...

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Came in here to read something about the match. Found 13 pages of emoticons, gifs and *OMG* one-liners. What a retarded, clueless, childish forum this is.
Pretty much the truth.
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sorry if i missed something here, but aren't the gamecocks a bit of a funny name for a team, or whatever they are!?

still. i'd like a hat that said cocks on it... i'd wear it a lot.
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Cock hat? Would that be the same thing as condom?

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post #12 of 17 (permalink) Old Apr 20th, 2005, 01:16 AM
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Maybe she will learn it if she ever wins a grandslam




















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lol~ maybe she was pretending not to know wut it means
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You're lucky mommy Vera didn't stomp on your 'cock hat!



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Did her mum really say that??

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Maybe she didn't read what was on the cap.
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