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Breaking News: Humour found dead, horribly mutilated on April 1st

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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.




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But Pratt still lives!

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
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Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-
knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-
grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-
nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?
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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.



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GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.

Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.


Nice V-cash total, Viggen.





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You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me......

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You are so right viggen, I love this site, but the lack of humour (because its stamped out by trolls of all colours and sizes) has always bothered me......
What's the matter fifi, not the top troll anymore?
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The problem is that whenever someone tries to produce something
"funny" at GM, especially when created by a poster who was never
witty in the first place.

The best stuff is the totally unintentionally funny threads!

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