Breaking News: Humour found dead, horribly mutilated on April 1st
FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS
GENERAL MESSAGES, Wtaworld -- Humour which once lurked in a few parts of General Messages has been found dead and dismembered in a deleted thread, a newspaper is reporting today. Known under several aliases, Humour/humeur/humorismo failed to return back to the board after taking a hiatus when famed champion Alexandra Stevenson stopped competing. It was expected to return on April 1st as was its custom but board members were surprised and more than a little concerned when, by midday humour had not made an appearance. The police say there were suspicious circumstances surrounding its death. Just a day before its remains were discovered some board members were seen arguing in a stilted and uninteresting fashion. Seeing this, humour is theorised to have slit its own throat and jumped into a nearby wheat thresher. An autopsy will be performed to confirm this. Shredded pieces of paper found near the body parts, presumably from a suicide note, suggest suggest a certain virgin Maria was a motivating factor.
Humour is survived by its siblings jealousy, irrationality and hostility, all of whom are alive and well.