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Chris: "Percentage tennis, Venus! Percentage tennis..."

Venus: (in her head) "Blah, blah, blah...ignoring her...ignoring her"

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Venus: Yeah whatever Chris. Pam's my idol, not you.


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Chris: Just go out there and give it your all!!!
Venus: Why did she try to cover her Crow's feet with excessive makeup. I hope I age better than her when I retire from tennis.
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Chrissie: And then you simply turn the steering wheel like this!!!
Venus: Speak up, tiny person. I can't hear a bloody word you're saying from down there!

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Evert: "Hey Vee. Any chance of being my doubles partner for Wimbledon. I hear it's all the rage to play at my age".
Vee: "Who are you exactly?"
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CHRISSIE: You are supposed to sit on that chair,Venus,not stand on it.
VENUS: Gee,you must be the oldest ballgirl I ever saw in my life.

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chris is still enchanting.....


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She's the living proof that God is a woman.


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