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Caption time: oooooaaaaaa Serena!







If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
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Serena: "Can't I even have a bloody BATH without reporters all over me?!"

Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-
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Serena: "Oh look at me, I am a bigger diva than Maria"
(its a joke folks)
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OMG what amazing girl......


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*Masha taking notes*

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Damn Serena ........girl I would drink your bathwater.

I am not conceited, I am just convinced
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Serena: "Can't I even have a bloody BATH without reporters all over me?!"
That's a good one.
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"I'm telling you, Mr. Spielberg....I am PERFECT for the "Splash" remake!!"
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"I'm telling you, Mr. Spielberg....I am PERFECT for the "Splash" remake!!"
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"The rest of the tour were SO relieved when Serena was persuaded to take her annual bath"

*its a joke!!!*

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Serena Williams, pictured shortly before the mass bumblebee invasion in her bathroom that prompted a change of hotel suites.
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Serena looks around at the flowers in the bathtub and gets a great idea for her next new outfit
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"Sometimes, its all about the O"

* I dunno...just had that stupid commercial in my head!
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Tennis superstar Serena William's laughs with glee after farting in the bath creating a plethora of bubbles......."

.........and then the big brown shark came..........!
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