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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old Dec 6th, 2004, 02:45 AM Thread Starter
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The top signs it's the offseason

1. There are more polls than news updates.
2. There are a zillion exhibitions being played.
3. Matthew Perry and Papa Bush are back on the tennis circuit.
4. Someone has posted a "the top signs it's the offseason" thread.
5. A certain giraffe is hosting her annual tennis event.
6. Fans are complaining that the 4 week off-season is too long.
7. Serena Williams is auditioning for movie roles. Okay, she probably does this during the season too.
8. Fans are excited to find out results from challenger tournaments.
9. Fans are wildly anticipating Jon Wetheim's annual Baggie Awards.
10. There are a zillion what was the best/worst match, who was the best player of the year threads.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old Dec 6th, 2004, 03:57 AM
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11) The Who's The Best Player Ever threads make a huge comeback

Of even more significance, there's this little gap in Graf's resume the size of the hole in the ozone layer: It's called Monica Seles. Was Graf the best female player of all time? She wasn't even the best in the heart of her career.
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12) The old dead feud threads are revived, Seles -vs- Graf,
Justine -vs- Serena!

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Originally Posted by Greenout
12) The old dead feud threads are revived, Seles -vs- Graf,
Justine -vs- Serena!
Especially when Posters Start Sayin "IF"
If My Player X wasn't injured
If My Player wasn't OuT For Havin SURGERY!
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13) Kournikova gets mentioned for things tennis related (exos)
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old Dec 6th, 2004, 04:49 AM
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14. I'm bored with tennis.
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