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Did you ever consider giving your children to a player?

I'm sure my parents were tempted

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lies!

It was the dingoes...don't worry, I mix the two up all the time too

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Well it's a real world situation. Mary Joe said that Kim C. loves babies...maybe she'll take mine

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I heard Justine eats them.
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That's how she got to be so buff.
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I heard Justine eats them.
Oh dear

That's one name I can cross off the list. Maybe I should give my child to Jennifer Capriati...the kid'll have a family business to fall back on

soo many choices...so few children to give away

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Originally Posted by Dr. Martian Bagel
Don't have any choice but to give them to the fabulous and legend French star Nathalie Tauziat.
Oh you mean Tyne Daily?....hey I read in US weekly that she's a dyke...that'd be perfect for my kid, it'd have two fathers and two mothers

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There is two or three players Who look like they could breastfeed their kids, the neighbours kids, and half of some goddamn banana republics spare kids
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to pav again.

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I'm not too sure I would even consider giving my pet to a tennis player!

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