Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: The consulting room
Did you know that Maria's feet...
......are really annoying.
They're so plain and boring. They really annoy me. The way they sit there on the court, distracting everyone. That's why I hate her! I can't stand having to look at her feet any more! They have no class! And its so disrespectful to the other players that she doesn't take the time to have them camouflaged discretely. It just shows how completely evil she is... Yet its Maria who gets all the photographs. Maria who gets all the titles. It's all a conspiracy! It's because she's pretty and blonde. No - she's not prettty... She's ugly - but people pretend she's pretty so they can promote her as beautiful even though she's really ugly. Or is it the other way round? Anyway everyone should hate her... and everytime she wins a title, we should hate her more because she's not got enough talent to win titles, but she does keep winning them and i can't stand it.....
Sabine Lisicki, Maria Sharapova, Elena Dementieva,
Victoria Azarenka, Dinara Safina, Maria Kirilenko
Nadia Petrova, Samantha Stosur, Ana Ivanovic.
0026..Eternal follower of the Golden Girl .... Official Political Advisor to the Maria Mafia.