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Did you know that Maria's feet...

......are really annoying.

They're so plain and boring. They really annoy me. The way they sit there on the court, distracting everyone. That's why I hate her! I can't stand having to look at her feet any more! They have no class! And its so disrespectful to the other players that she doesn't take the time to have them camouflaged discretely. It just shows how completely evil she is... Yet its Maria who gets all the photographs. Maria who gets all the titles. It's all a conspiracy! It's because she's pretty and blonde. No - she's not prettty... She's ugly - but people pretend she's pretty so they can promote her as beautiful even though she's really ugly. Or is it the other way round? Anyway everyone should hate her... and everytime she wins a title, we should hate her more because she's not got enough talent to win titles, but she does keep winning them and i can't stand it.....

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Hehe

Yeah, and it's really annoying how her hair isn't blonde enough.

Oh, and her elbows. They're annoying too.

And those damn eyelashes aren't long enough...

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Yeah, and it's really annoying how her hair isn't blonde enough.

Oh, and her elbows. They're annoying too.

And those damn eyelashes aren't long enough...
Her legs get on my nerves: she's got some nerve to have smooth, long legs. Why can't she have short, stumpy, cellulite ridden legs, like the rest of the world does.
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Oh yes. And I walked past a court she was playing on once, and the stuck-up so-and-so didn't even stop playing and come over and give me a hug!

Since she got famous she is just so arrogant!

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......are really annoying.

They're so plain and boring. They really annoy me. The way they sit there on the court, distracting everyone. That's why I hate her! I can't stand having to look at her feet any more! They have no class! And its so disrespectful to the other players that she doesn't take the time to have them camouflaged discretely. It just shows how completely evil she is... Yet its Maria who gets all the photographs. Maria who gets all the titles. It's all a conspiracy! It's because she's pretty and blonde. No - she's not prettty... She's ugly - but people pretend she's pretty so they can promote her as beautiful even though she's really ugly. Or is it the other way round? Anyway everyone should hate her... and everytime she wins a title, we should hate her more because she's not got enough talent to win titles, but she does keep winning them and i can't stand it.....
Guess it makes me a pervert , because I really like it all

I especially like to pretend to like her for pretending to be a pretty blonde with long legs, who supposedly knows how to play tennis and luckily wins all those tournaments. I know it's sick.
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and her Acne will leave bad scarring
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and her Acne will leave bad scarring
Umm... it's called BEING A NORMAL TEENAGER

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NORMAL TEENAGERS wash their face and do not get that many zits
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Soap can be pretty bad for your face though...
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NORMAL TEENAGERS wash their face and do not get that many zits

hmmm then you don't get to see a lot of normal teenagers then. If you just look at my school there are plenty of people who has more zits then Maria, everybody teenager has them. Some has a lot and some not, it's pretty normal.
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