If Each Player Designed a T-shirt with a Slogan...
like serena's "the ball was so in!"
what would they be?
martina hingis- "what is compassion?" "what rivalry?"
monica- "Oh, definitely." or "One more time."
Jenn- "Quiet on my court, loud in my bed..."
kournikova- "The original"
venus- "lots and lots of candy."
sharapova- "the real deal"
Maria Sharapova: "I've got no class - But I'm young, rich, and HOT!"
Brett Rattner: "I hang with Serena!"
Yuri Sharapova: "I used to do odd jobs, but now I wear shades INDOORS!"
Cliff Drysdale: "If I was any more laid back, you'd have to bury me!"
MaryJoe: "It's apparent to me now that every sentient being in the galaxy is a bit more steady on their backhand side."
There's a bit of Justine in all of us.
"The great thing about Henin and Federer is that each of them is a beautiful player and a superior competitor, so the divide is effectively bridged. Have there ever been a pair of No. 1 players who so fully represent the abundantly gifted as well as the fully-ripened competitor?"
Conchita Martinez: "Disgusting Bitch"
Maria Sharapova: "Don't blame me, I'm only 17"
Amelie Mauresmo: "Certified in CPR, the heimlich manuever is my specialty."
Martina Navratilova: "Screw the golden years"