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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:42 PM Thread Starter
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Billie Jean King to mentor Vera Z.

Billie Jean King was recently heard talking to Vera at a recent practice after she started to cry. Larry Scott was around during the conversation.

Billie: Are you crying?
Vera: No.
Bille: Are you, are you crying?
Vera: No.
Bille: There's no crying in tennis! There's no crying in tennis. One time my coach called me a slimy piece of pig shit and that was when my parents flew in to see me play my match! And did I cry?
Vera: No, no!
Billie: No! No! And you know why?
Vera: No!
Billie: Because! There's no crying in tennis! There's no crying in tennis.
Larry: Is there a problem?
Billie: She's crying sir.
Larry: Let me give you some advice. Treat this girl the way you would treat your own mother.
Billie: Hey, Larry, did I ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old Oct 21st, 2004, 12:45 PM
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y Bepa just say No no no???

& who's Larry??
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you look like a penis with a little hat on

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sounds like a disgruntled former employee to me, but still, worth a chuckle!

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Now this something to really cry about!

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it's penis withOUT a hat on


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Ever watched the Movie

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this whole idea comes from that with some words changed.

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I love that movie! Hillarious

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