Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: A galaxy far far Away
Why tennis won't be as interesting when Jennifer Capriati retires
1. There won't be as many gripping three set matches in Grand Slams.
2. There won't be anyone else who says what is on their mind as often as Jen does.
3. Fans won't be able to count her "you knows" anymore.
4. The best matchup in women's tennis (Jen/Serena) will be no more.
5. Fans won't be able to have 200 post debate threads on something Jen did, didn't do, said or thought.
6. There won't be as many entertaining tantrums during matches.
7. She's a great entertainer.
8. We won't enjoy hearing her swear.
9. We won't see Steven attending matches.
10. The coolest, funniest tennis fans will probably leave the tennis messages boards.