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OMG look at what Damir said...

Question: In what kind of situation is Jelena? She is constantly loosing her matches, she can't get a win for a long time...
Damir: Listen to me! I am a very good friend with Mark Philippoussis, as well as with his father, whom is a very good friend of mine. On WTA Tour, girls have no escort. Either lesbians or managers, who steal money from them, surround them. You can see Martina Navratilova back on courts. Why? So she can help make that lobby stronger. I will mention Amelia Island tournament. This is one of my favorite tournaments. Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their hands. When I told to world that there are 50% of lesbians in tennis, no one believed me!



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The man is an idiot. That's all.
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So what?! It´s their lives....

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Well, you have some posters on this board who might share Damir's sentiment for this being wrong. . ..LOL!!!!!

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Damir must have drunk too much that night

BTW - What has Phillipousis to do with that ??
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Damir must have drunk too much that night

BTW - What has Phillipousis to do with that ??
looks like he's worked his "magic" on Scud too
he hasnt won a match since

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Alex and Samantha Stevenson has been vindicated... Preddy Lezzies are affecting good players...

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Either lesbians or managers, who steal money from them,
Yo!Damir.You forgot to mention lazy-assed "fathers".
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Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their hands
He should really stop smoking those kind of cigs so late at night.
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So what I can gather from the answer to the question, is that Jelena has not won a match cause her father is friends with Mark P and father. Martina returned to the tour to increase the number of lesbians even though 50% of the tour is lesbian according to him. Lesbians and managers have stolen her money and 4-5 players holding hands at 2 am in the morning has upset her father.
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Nav is playing doubles to make the lesbo lobby in tennis stronger?

I thought it was because she had no life and lost all her money in palimony suits


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Nav is playing doubles to make the lesbo lobby in tennis stronger?
Serbian people love talking about homosexual lobbies. Whenever someone fails at some job it's because homosexual lobby stopped them.
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You can see Martina Navratilova back on courts. Why? So she can help make that lobby stronger.
Why would Martina be needed to make the lobby stronger? According to him, the lobby is already half of the tour. Someone please get that man away from his crack pipe.
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I will mention Amelia Island tournament. This is one of my favorite tournaments. Once I was in the garden, drinking, smoking my cigarettes, when around 2am
Does he even know pathetic he's making himself sound? He didn't have anything better to do at 2am in the morning than hang around a tennis facility drinking and smoking? Maybe he was lesbian hunting.

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I saw 4-5 tennis players holding their hands.
Holding hands with another female automatically makes you a lesbian? I'll have to remember next time I'm walking with my mom having a heart to heart.

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Of course nobody believed you, everybody knows there are 90% of lesbians in tennis. Just like there are crazy parent coaches with no lives who try to bully their children into staying with and supporting them by threatening to ruin their careers so that they don't have to get off their lazy fat asses to get jobs and be real men and support their families instead of hiding behind their kids like weak pussys.

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Why is he still free and not in a mental hospital? Surely he qualifies for a "lunatic, dangerous to society"?


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Yeah, those dangerous tennis lesbian couples. Wouldn't want to come across a couple of them late at night. No, I'd much rather confront a frenzied, raging, alcoholic tennis dad.

Freaking tennis dads...get a job!

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