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Caption time!


"Aye aye captain."

"誰も私を止める停が出来なかったか"
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- Jedah Douma
"恐れてはいけない. 私は最初であり, 最後である"
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"Aye aye captain."
"Of course I have a mind, I'm a Renaissance Woman. But, I'm only 17 and I have a lot of time to figure out what that means."

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She needs to get her nails done and wax her upper lip. Otherwise, she's Hollywood material, well, at least for TV and maybe some cameos on the big screen.

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Quote:
Originally Posted by ti-online
Sharapova:
'O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?'

"誰も私を止める停が出来なかったか"
- Jinpachi Mishima
- Jedah Douma
"恐れてはいけない. 私は最初であり, 最後である"
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No caption, but feel a morning Maria song coming on

Maria, the girls a big hit in Korea
hundreds have bought tickets just to see Her
and many locals have since found
how wonderful that combination of blonde hair good looks and sound
can be
Maria, when it's quiet Her grunt's almost pathetic
when loud it's like a cat castrated without anesthetic
wowee

Maria, some will think Her walk to the wall is a bit queer
they will love Her pre-serve hair tuck behind Her ear
will They go home and dream about Her size
Her blonde Hair and those blue eyes?
We'll see

Maria, will a win here advance Her career?
the reason She went there to Us all is quite clear
will it help Her end of year champ chance
or let some one else advance?
Maybe

Maria, will She be there at the end of the year?
for that We'll have to wait
it will be the source of much debate
will She make it,or will the W.T.A. choose Her
if that happens, is She a winner, or a loser?
beats Me!
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I swear never to use a plan B, thats not in old nick's way
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Quote:
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"Maria Sharapova reporting for duty! I have more positions on the court than John Kerry does on the issues...or maybe not!"
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Career Grand Slam in your 20s? Been there done that. Career golden slam your 30s?
There's only 1.
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I am Sharapova-bot Version 2.0 reporting for duty. Unfortunately, the REAL Maria Sharapova could not be her. Really, do you think the reigning Wimbledon champ would play a Tier-IV event....please! Where's my defective cell phone. I need to call my mommy!

Career Grand Slam in your 20s? Been there done that. Career golden slam your 30s?
There's only 1.
Serena.
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"I'd like to give a shout out to all of the other top players who are here... somewhere... guys?"

or

"... and I'd like to thank the promoters who did such a wonderful job setting up this title, er, tournament..."

or

"Hello. My name is Maria, and I am a gruntaholic."
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