Matt thinks.. "I know I,m Jen's famous friend
and I cheer Her on from the family seat
but the time's come for some younger, tenderer
more promising meat!
When they see Me sitting with Yuri
Jen and Stefano will be understanding and sweet
They won't get Me whacked
in some deserted back street
Photo opportunities there will be many
with this hyped up young seed
and I hope She will be understanding
to an old friend in need!"