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WTA Celeberity Deathmatch

I don't usually watch Celeberty Deathmatch as a rule, but I was at my friends house the other day and she flicked MTV on and I just watched the end of a show.

I noticed how the creaters use celebreties manerisms, or prominant bodyly features to become a weapom. For example, there was an episode where Jennifer Lopez's a$$ was a weapon!

So, my question is, if the WTA players were on celeberty Death Match what would their secret weapon be and what damage would it cause?

I got an example:

Venus would have the Spirlea Shoulder Bash which when executed would disjoint her opponants arm/shoulder blade.

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Damir Dokic, Richard Williams, Melanie Molitor and Stefano Capriati stand on one side of the ring each and Jelena, Venus, Martina and Jen are in the ring. Each parent is holding a remote control which controls their kids. After being controlled for a while and bashing each other around, the players/kids decide to have a revolution and bash their parents with millions of tennis balls.
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LOL-cute one Hog

Lets see:

Seles screeches and incapacitates with her "decimals".

Venus and Chris Evert decapitate with "the stare"

Martina N snaps off arms with her veined left hand.

Jen kick boxes(BTW, one of Jens more daring real life "fights" was throwing a punch aimed at a boyfriend that decked a waitress! )

Davenport stomps em

Melanie Moliter gets someone tangled up in her hair and suffocates them.
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Martina H turns into her alter ego, Chucky the killer doll.

If Lopez can use her ass, Serena sure can.

Anna would be a dab hand at vase-throwing.

Iva makes faces at everyone.
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but if Serena used her ass, what would she do with these

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BTW, one of Jens more daring real life "fights" was throwing a punch aimed at a boyfriend that decked a waitress! )
really?!?! I always thought she was aiming AT the waitress ... lmao!

Martina would toss her raquet at apponents.

Jelena would sneeze on them.

Kim would manage to do the splits around them and somehow kill them that way.

Lindsay would be able to dilocate her knees and bash people around the head with the lower part of her legs...

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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Mauresmo can give them a big

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Amanda Coetzer and Tatiana Panova jump into other people's heads through their opponent's tiny earholes (as they can fit) and set explosives in their brains.

ewwww.

Justine would dress someone else up in the only outfit in the world she owns and would make them run away. Her opponent chases her, and a naked justine backhand's her head off from behind.
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ROFL@ these

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Martina H turns into her alter ego, Chucky the killer doll.
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Melanie Moliter gets someone tangled up in her hair and suffocates them.
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Jelena would sneeze on them.
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Well, Jen's cursing could have the same affect as the Knights of Ni saying Ni. If the opponent is Martina, finding a shrubbery can't be a problem, Melanie's hair will do.

Kim's fistpumping could do some serious damage too.

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Williams sisters would swing volley their opponents to death (for a change )

Justine would bore her opponents to death

Seles would grunt very loudly in their ears causing their heads to explode....

Anna K would use her plat as a rope on which to hang others...

Hingis would direct the sun into the other persons eyes via her forehead and blind them. Before she beheads them with a raquet.

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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"Hingis would direct the sun into the other persons eyes via her forehead and blind them. Before she beheads them with a raquet."

I was laughing so much I almost fell out of my chair!!!!!!!!
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That was too funny.
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Venus and Serena would sick their dad on their opponents.

Jennifer would put little green gifts in the opponents brownies.

but no one can beat Hingis' forehead glare issues..that was hilarious..

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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i take it back Henman would bore his opponent to death.

Him and Greg could battle it out, who was going to lose first...
won by Henman when he trips over Gregs huge head into a pit of British journalists, and eaten alive.

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