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Indian Wells, CA - Pacific Life Open chairman, Charlie Pasarell, has come out and blamed Richard Williams, the father of VENUS and SERENA for the weak field at this year's Indian Wells tennis tournament.
So far the tournament has no shows from top players VENUS, SERENA, Jennifer Capriati, Lindsay Davenport, Amelie Mauresmo. Anna Kournikova and Kim Clijsters have been eliminated in first round matches and Martina Hingis has already withdrawn from the doubles competition with a painful wrist that may even leave her participation in the singles events in jeopardy.
"It's all Richard's fault" screamed Pasarell at a recent late night press conference. "And I'm not going to let him get away with it either", Pasarell continued as he downed his sixth Long Island iced tea that night.
Pasarell believes that he can substantiate the current rumor that is going around the Mr. Williams obtained the aid of TV psychic, Miss Cleo's sister, Lady Camille, the Mistress of Vodoo, to put a curse on Pasarell and his tournament.
"I not only have most of the top playes not present before the TV broadcast begin, but I've got the worst case of jock itch the doctors have ever seen", whinned Pasarell as he continued to madly scratch his crotch.
No official comment has been rendered by Williams regarding his part in this years tournament debacle as of yet, but he has suggested that Pasarell rub fresh gourmet butter on his itch locations every hour for the next week.
The WTA has recalled their panel that investigated VENUS for missing the tour championships in 2001 to research these new allegations against the Williams family and to find an immediate cure for vodoo related jock itch.
Indian Wells, CA - Pacific Life Open chairman, Charlie Pasarell, has come out and blamed Richard Williams, the father of VENUS and SERENA for the weak field at this year's Indian Wells tennis tournament.
So far the tournament has no shows from top players VENUS, SERENA, Jennifer Capriati, Lindsay Davenport, Amelie Mauresmo. Anna Kournikova and Kim Clijsters have been eliminated in first round matches and Martina Hingis has already withdrawn from the doubles competition with a painful wrist that may even leave her participation in the singles events in jeopardy.
"It's all Richard's fault" screamed Pasarell at a recent late night press conference. "And I'm not going to let him get away with it either", Pasarell continued as he downed his sixth Long Island iced tea that night.
Pasarell believes that he can substantiate the current rumor that is going around the Mr. Williams obtained the aid of TV psychic, Miss Cleo's sister, Lady Camille, the Mistress of Vodoo, to put a curse on Pasarell and his tournament.
"I not only have most of the top playes not present before the TV broadcast begin, but I've got the worst case of jock itch the doctors have ever seen", whinned Pasarell as he continued to madly scratch his crotch.
No official comment has been rendered by Williams regarding his part in this years tournament debacle as of yet, but he has suggested that Pasarell rub fresh gourmet butter on his itch locations every hour for the next week.
The WTA has recalled their panel that investigated VENUS for missing the tour championships in 2001 to research these new allegations against the Williams family and to find an immediate cure for vodoo related jock itch.