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Serena when Pam [Shriver] asked her about all the letcords in her match w/Hingis 98 Lipton. Pam asked Serena if the net played a factor in the match to which Serena replied: "Yeah it was there the whole time"
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Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch.
to which pam replied, "which time"

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Martina Navratilova: 1) (after Shaun Stafford dared to smile during their match) I wanted to tell her to cut it out and act like a professional.
shaun was so annoying that night, ill never forget it. she smiled the entire match from ear to ear i dont know if it was genuine or if she was trying to get in martina's head, but she almost beat her ass, it went to a close third

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[QUOTE=Bradshaw#1]Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch. [QUOTE]

woah
was it on an interview on TV or something? She has guts. If I was Pam, I would have slapped her across the face with a racquet

MARIA SHARAPOVA: "Amélie, you know it doesn't really matter at this point. I mean, I'd love to, I mean, Amélie is No. 1 in the world. She's playing great tennis. You know, I love that challenge of going out there and competing against the best in the world."
You'd love to what, Maria?

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shaun was so annoying that night, ill never forget it. she smiled the entire match from ear to ear i dont know if it was genuine or if she was trying to get in martina's head, but she almost beat her ass, it went to a close third
I have that match on tape...how was that annoying? Shaun was fuckin adorable out there...Martina was just being a bitch since she lost a ton of money in that cohabitation lawsuit with Judy Nelson
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[QUOTE=MinnyGophers][QUOTE=Bradshaw#1]Pam Shriver: Martina, Louis Armstrong stadium has brought you so many wonderful memories. Are there any bad ones on this court that stand out?

Martina Navratilova: Yeah, losing to you bitch.
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woah
was it on an interview on TV or something? She has guts. If I was Pam, I would have slapped her across the face with a racquet
No, Minny, the giraffe and martina are good mates and can get away with saying stuff like that to each other, however if Chris Evert had said that to Pam, now that would be a different story.
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No, Minny, the giraffe and martina are good mates and can get away with saying stuff like that to each other, however if Chris Evert had said that to Pam, now that would be a different story.
ooh i see. Thanks for the clear up

I was really surprised she would say such a thing to anyone and on TV...

MARIA SHARAPOVA: "Amélie, you know it doesn't really matter at this point. I mean, I'd love to, I mean, Amélie is No. 1 in the world. She's playing great tennis. You know, I love that challenge of going out there and competing against the best in the world."
You'd love to what, Maria?

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it's dictionary.

maybe you should get her to buy you one, and a brain, also
At least I know the meaning of the words I use. Not like everyone
Imagine Serena spelling hypochondriac

btw, my brain works fine, thanks for taking care

Ps : in french we do say dictioNNaire, I guess that's were my mystake comes from. If only those damn brits could write the words they've stolen from french correctly

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I don't get it, do Pam Shriver and Chris Evert really not get along or is it just a rivalry thing?? Anyone?

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Chris Evert: 1) (about the whole Graf-Seles debate) If someone had stabbed Martina, I would have won a lot more Slams, too.
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At least I know the meaning of the words I use. Not like everyone
Imagine Serena spelling hypochondriac

btw, my brain works fine, thanks for taking care

Ps : in french we do say dictioNNaire, I guess that's were my mystake comes from. If only those damn brits could write the words they've stolen from french correctly

Best just to ignore SJW, this was a peaceful funny thread before he entered, I think it is just ignorance to correct people's spelling mistakes especially when their first language is not english.
In Sweden they also start to learn english at a much younger age than they do in France and English is less difficult for a swede to learn than a French speaker. SJW is just downright rude and arrogant.
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OMG Chris! Soooo wrong yet fuckin hysterical.

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I don't get it, do Pam Shriver and Chris Evert really not get along or is it just a rivalry thing?? Anyone?

Pamela Shriver is a regular poster on the board, suggest you go to her Church of Pam thread and you willl find out the truth
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After defeating Seles 6-0 6-0 at Miami 2000, Hingis was asked if she felt compassion for her opponent. "What is compassion?"
That's actually scary.

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