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After winning a marathon five-setter over Carlos Moya at the U.S. Open, Todd Martin was asked, "Where are you physically?" Martin responded: "Physically? I'm right here. Do you want to know where I am metaphysically?"

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Umpire: If the machine beeps, what can I do?
Andy: Switch it off and use your brain!


this is the best quote so far
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Serena "I don't know maybe it's a lack of formal education" speaking on the war of words between Hingis and Richard W.
Oh I loved that line, Serena's expression and just the over all delivery. Serena's play wasn't the only thing that made me take notice.

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Martina Hingis after she got through to the quarter finals of a slam, and Anna Kournikova lost: "Now the tournament begins for the stars" The way she said it was priceless!

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Anna Kournikova on Venus and Serena Williams:

"I'm better than them. I should get all the attention. They don't know how to win"!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL

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Anna Kournikova on Venus and Serena Williams:

"I'm better than them. I should get all the attention. They don't know how to win"!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTFL
That's hilarious Too bad for Anna that she wasn't kidding

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Martina Hingis after she got through to the quarter finals of a slam, and Anna Kournikova lost: "Now the tournament begins for the stars" The way she said it was priceless!

DAAANNGGG!!

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"I think I can take confidence from this match against Venus. I mean she didn't really win that match. I gave it to her because I was making so many mistakes. So that means I won right?"
-Anna Kournikova


Not really a quote but during the '99 Wimby doubles final, Lindsay Davenport threw a shit fit over the electronic letcord not working. She basically went up to the referee and started yelling at her to turn it off. She then smacked it with her racket, looked up at the referee and went "See?! It doesn't work!"

"People have been saying this week that I remind them a lot of Anna Kournikova and at first I thought "My God, am I that bad of a tennis player?" But then I realized they meant I was pretty so I take it as a compliment now.
-Sesil Karantacheva

"I want to be competing at a top 10 level and competing for top tournaments and Grand Slam titles. I won't accept anything less."
-Bea Bielik...
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"I want to be competing at a top 10 level and competing for top tournaments and Grand Slam titles. I won't accept anything less."
-Bea Bielik...
OMG
watch out Stevenson, you have a rival!
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How about Jen's classic today. Re: The Russiams

"They've all come out of .... [nowhere] well, Russia!"

Really?!

and where they produce desolation, they call it peace
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No kidding Jen!!

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Hingis on Novotna "She is too slow and old to play doubles with." after a final loss of the team.

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This thread is already a classic. Up to the girls to make it never leave page1!

damn colonists
ignore their patronizing
tear off their blindfold
open their eyes
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Bradshaw#1

"People have been saying this week that I remind them a lot of Anna Kournikova and at first I thought "My God, am I that bad of a tennis player?" But then I realized they meant I was pretty so I take it as a compliment now.
-Sesil Karantacheva
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Instead of shopping wherever she goes, she'd better buy a dictionnary, and a brain as well
it's dictionary.

maybe you should get her to buy you one, and a brain, also
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