Hello I'm Maria
I'm a model and I happen to tennis. In fact I kicked some big fat asses out there cause I'm a soooo great player, you know.
Well there's a dude out there that mispells my name as "Sharapove" please, dude don't do it again or I tell my Dad and he will smack you in the teeth. Btw, talking about teeth, I'm gonna play Anastasia "Nasty" Miskina tonight here in San Diego. I'm going to wipe the court with this old girl. I hate it when one beats me 2 times in a row, so I'll show her who's the boss out there. ANd I want to take my chances in the next round against this big fat american girl who always play at 20% of MY tennis.
Oh well, I'm like feeling very Russian today because some girls out there want me to be American, I'm not American and no way I become American cause I don't want to play the Fed Cup with the old fat BJK with her ugly glasses.
So Okay, I'm here now, you can ask questions guys, but no Anna stuff please. Only intelligent questions.