Lady of Spain they adore You
has there been a better moonballer before You?
You may carry some weight, but it just means more You
Younger players think, They will beat this old bitch
but Her opponents opinions will soon switch
when the moonballs and slices start to bewitch
and They just cannot explain
how They are losing game after game
to this veteran from Spain
At the end They say "This Conchita
I really thought I could beat Her"
the ballkids have had enough of it all
having to give Conchi the game winning ball
Conchi just thinks "Real soon
I'll be slumped in the locker room
I've played good enough ,I think
to have earned a smoke and a drink!"