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post #1 of 22 (permalink) Old Jul 27th, 2004, 10:18 AM Thread Starter
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Steffi made a gay boy straight for a while

Eventhough i was gay i loved Steffi
I had albums with pics and from every match on tv i registered every point and wrote down all of it 15-0 30-0
If i wasnt there cause she played during schooltime i had my mother write it down point for point and when she once forgot a game or when she missed one during a toilet break i was mad at her the rest of the day
I also organised fake tournaments in which a threw with a dice just as long till Steffi won
My worst memorie as a child was Steffi losing against Vicario at Rg '89
I had to cry for at least on hour (and that is really true)


Now i rather have sex with Steffi's husband but back in the good old days...

Who has suck a love story with a player as well?
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Eventhough i was gay i loved Steffi
I had albums with pics and from every match on tv i registered every point and wrote down all of it 15-0 30-0
If i wasnt there cause she played during schooltime i had my mother write it down point for point and when she once forgot a game or when she missed one during a toilet break i was mad at her the rest of the day
I also organised fake tournaments in which a threw with a dice just as long till Steffi won
My worst memorie as a child was Steffi losing against Vicario at Rg '89
I had to cry for at least on hour (and that is really true)


Now i rather have sex with Steffi's husband but back in the good old days...

Who has suck a love story with a player as well?
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Eventhough i was gay i loved Steffi
I had albums with pics and from every match on tv i registered every point and wrote down all of it 15-0 30-0
If i wasnt there cause she played during schooltime i had my mother write it down point for point and when she once forgot a game or when she missed one during a toilet break i was mad at her the rest of the day
I also organised fake tournaments in which a threw with a dice just as long till Steffi won
My worst memorie as a child was Steffi losing against Vicario at Rg '89
I had to cry for at least on hour (and that is really true)


Now i rather have sex with Steffi's husband but back in the good old days...

Who has suck a love story with a player as well?
Awww.
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Eventhough i was gay i loved Steffi
I had albums with pics and from every match on tv i registered every point and wrote down all of it 15-0 30-0
If i wasnt there cause she played during schooltime i had my mother write it down point for point and when she once forgot a game or when she missed one during a toilet break i was mad at her the rest of the day
I also organised fake tournaments in which a threw with a dice just as long till Steffi won
My worst memorie as a child was Steffi losing against Vicario at Rg '89
I had to cry for at least on hour (and that is really true)


Now i rather have sex with Steffi's husband but back in the good old days...

Who has suck a love story with a player as well?
Do you really think anyone cares about your wierd and disturbed childhood?
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why is it disturbed

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Do you really think anyone cares about your wierd and disturbed childhood?
i think it's quite sweet
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Matt clarke why dont you tell us about your disturbed childhood, cause if you send me private mails in that you call me a batty boy that should piss off i wonder what boy touched you under your schoolcostume as a kid to make you so homophobic
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You are too harsh on him. Leave him alone. Just one more shared story, one more experience.
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and when she once forgot a game or when she missed one during a toilet break i was mad at her the rest of the day
Wow, you were a big spoiled brat werent you?

If I were ur mom I'd give you a nice smack across the face


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i wasnt then, not like i am now at least

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Wow, you were a big spoiled brat werent you?

If I were ur mom I'd give you a nice smack across the face
That wasnt about spoiled but just about how important steffi was for me. I was probably one of her biggest fans ever.
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That wasnt about spoiled but just about how important steffi was for me. I was probably one of her biggest fans ever.
Still, if I were you're moter, I wouldnt write down every single point of the match.

Steffi or not Steffi, you're mom shouldnt have done that, and u should have been grateful even if she wrote down a few points of the match.


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