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post #1 of 53 (permalink) Old Jul 26th, 2004, 06:42 PM Thread Starter
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Favorite: I dunno

Cutest: Jelena Dokic

Loudest: Serena Williams

Weirdest: Venus Williams (she sounds like a meanderthol or a T Rex

Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she use to grunt 10 seconds after making contact with the ball
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Fave: Monica

Cutest: Dokic

Loudest: Serena, Sharapova, Seles

Weirdest - hard one, although Venus' is strange, but i LOVE IT!

Most Fake: No1 (IMO)

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Fave: Venus
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Loudest: Tie between Monica and Maria
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Weirdest: Schiavone
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Favorite: Elena Dementieva
Cutest: Elena Dementieva (i love the combo of a regular grunt with that WHOOP sound)
Loudest: Monica Seles
Weirdest: Venus Williams (sounds like a constipated donkey)
Most Fake: Maria Sharapova (she only grunts sometimes... like come on, if you grunt you grunt you cant fake that)

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favorite: Kournikova, Schett
cutest: Harkleroad
loudest: Bovina
weirdest: Schiavone
most fake: Hows a grunt fake?

azarenka - pavlyuchenkova - li - jankovic
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I still think the Williams screeches when They are hitting fairly safe overhead smash winners are engineered for crowd effect. (now I'm gunna get it!)
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I LOVE it when Serena grunts while hitting a drop shot lol.

azarenka - pavlyuchenkova - li - jankovic
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bouchard - karatantcheva - larcher de brito - voegele - lim - mladenovic

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Fakest: Meg Ryan. So don't want what she's having.
Sorry Pam, never had the plaesure of seeing you play

Did you grunt?

Women's tennis sucks.
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post #12 of 53 (permalink) Old Jul 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM
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If I grunted like half these dames do, I'd get fired. You can't grunt like that when making a movie or doing a play, the director will fire you, unless you're doing "The Monica Seles Story" but I'm too old to play her, and I only play the leads. It's not like I'd agree to do the Esther role or something.

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post #13 of 53 (permalink) Old Jul 26th, 2004, 07:45 PM
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The loudest Maria has it!!!! Either you want it or not!!!!


The World's best player...

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interesting stats there

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I know... Maria has the loudest... but it is understandable why...

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