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Serena needs to tone it down

Dear Serena,

Ok, I'm sorry, but your outfits are slutty. Do you think You're a pop star like Britney spears or something? LMAO.
someone should tell you that, you're a tennis player. we dont need to see your ass hanging
out of those mini shorts.

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While I think that her tennis-wear is slightly too..."modern" for me...I feel like Serena needs to change her attitude on court. Too many times during the QF match she would fall to the ground after a missed shot in an over-the-top too dramatic manner; just made her look clown-like to me.
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No she don't. If anything, she needs to find more inventive ways to keep it colorful.
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no she doesn't. she needs to take some more off. be the first woman to play in a bikini
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Nah, let's go even further and say that Serena should be the first woman to play nude. What the hell!
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no she doesn't. she needs to take some more off. be the first woman to play in a bikini
Dear lord please dont let Serena read this...dont want to give her any ideas...

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Her outfits are far more dignified than that tart Britney Spears' tramp clothes. Britney's clothes scream, "I am here for your pleasure, take me, rape me, do whatever you want with me. I am a sex toy." Serena's clothes scream "Look at my taut body but touch me without asking and I'll kick your behind." Serena's clothes are revealing, but are not slutty. There is an important distinction that I have just explained. I hate those diapers she wears, though, they are too short and look odd. Maybe she could do a line of Depends. I love the dresses and skirts she has worn this year. Apart from the diapers, the girl has style!

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all I have to say is...



Build a bridge and get over it, ass.

now you have a good day and I hope you go back to obsessing over the ring.

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Dear lord please dont let Serena read this...dont want to give her any ideas...
don't act like Serena's body aint all that

and cari you are wrong, but at the same time, oh so right
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^ care to make me wrong-er?

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There is a fine line between looking sexy and looking slutty - no need telling where Serena fits!!!

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but would she be slutty if she wasn't so endowed...

say if she was...

Hantuchova... would threads be made about Daniela's sluttyness. I don't think so. It's simply based on the fact that Serena has big breasts, compared to some , and a nice, round, juicy behind.

oh, and of course, the more skin you show or the bigger your breasts are, the more loose you are. that makes, lak, complete sense or some junk.

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