Well, FAMU, lemme give you the lowdown about this board: *Pureracket puts his arm around FAMU's shoulder and says to her, "Let's take a lil' stroll."*
Well, everybody on this board more or less likes the Williams sisters; in fact, it's kinda embarrassing *Pureracket looks around making sure nobody heard him say that*, and on any given day, half of the threads on the main page are about them.
Most of the other top players have their own camps on this board, some are more intense than others.
*Pureracket stops and makes a short but useful hand gesture with his right hand as if trying to explain*:
For instance, the LD fans are kinda laid back (there are some exceptions) and pretty much stay to themselves unless they are bothered. When they get upset with you, though, they kinda sulk and go away.
Right now, the JHH fans are probably the most intense of the groups which is probably justifiable as they have the #1 player in the game right now. They defend her with their very lives, so don't piss them off. When they start arguing with you, raise your right hand to silence them, and walk away.
Sometimes it's kinda difficult distinguishing the Clijsters fans from the JHH fans because they are both from Belgium. The best way to tell them is probably through argument. Get in an intense discussion with them, and they'll choke up on their words every single time. In fact, they could have you beaten down in an argument with valid points, and they will still choke it away. For the most part, they are a sweet bunch, though, and pretty much just like to see good matches.
The Russian fans are coming into their own right. Because of their emerging success of their players, it's almost obvious how some of the fans have their chests poked out with pride. They can be a fiesty bunch, and I suspect that they'll be running things around these parts in a few years.
JenCap fans are just coming back on the scene but are kinda walking on eggshells these days because they are waiting on their player to make a breakthrough.
Williams fans are probably the sweetest fans on the board *Pureracket looks around to make sure no one heard that either* and will not harm a fly *Pureracket is unsuccessful in holding back a grin*. .. .LOL, so you'll have fun with us.
Just a little lowdown on a few of the fans:
Volcana is a pretty introspective one and can be depended upon for analysis (whether important or trivial), but he has a serious soft spot for Venus
Tee Rexx is insane, and I'll let you find out just what I'm talking about for yourself.
Footfault, Demond, Infiniti, dreamgoddess, knizzle, lizchris, darrinbaker and cybelle and a few others are all cool, and would be nice allies.
Rocketta is a sweetie, but wants to be a N. Carolina TarHeel after realizing the mistake she made by attending some other school in NC.
Cam'ron Giles is ALWAYS horned up. A nice young lady like you has no business hanging out with him and his bunch. *Pureracket writes himself a note to call Cam'ron about decent clubs in NY and maybe hanging out when he gets there*
I'm pretty much the most diplomatic one here *Pureracket looks around for listening ears*, and everybody here is pretty much crazy about me. It's hard for me to type here sometimes because people are constantly trying to get advice and mention from me.
Well, contact me whenever you have any problems. These facts are accurate.
-one of those "bad" Williams fans that everyone keeps talking about
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Last edited by Pureracket; May 5th, 2004 at 01:00 PM.