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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old Apr 28th, 2004, 02:10 AM Thread Starter
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Interpreting Quotes

I thought it would be funny to interpret quotes from tour players to make it into a joke. It's pretty easy...find a quote you like and turn it into something funny:


2003 Wimbledon Final - Venus Williams

"I couldn't run too fast, I couldn't stretch out too much and I was hitting serves in the net because it's harder to reach up. But Serena played really well."


"Even though my stomach was slowly splitting apart I was able to play. Serena played really will though."
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old Apr 28th, 2004, 02:13 AM
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Thats "classy" Venus for you . Always giving her opponents all the credit due to them
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post #3 of 4 (permalink) Old Apr 28th, 2004, 02:19 AM
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Watch out!!!There's a troll on board!!

Venus and Serena.....2012 Grand Slam Champions!
The Greatest Ever Grand Slam Team, Does It Again!!!!

And It's Not Over Yet...Just Wait....Wait.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old Apr 28th, 2004, 02:38 AM
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I've got one:

Serena: "Just face it, it's tough to beat me."


Unless I'm bedridden, or six feet under, none of ya'll fake ass bitches could ever beat me!


Career Grand Slam in your 20s? Been there done that. Career golden slam your 30s?
There's only 1.
Been around the world, copped all 4 thrice.

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