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I heard that the Serena & Lindsay...



I heard that Serena & Lindsay are the ones responsible for Justine's virus. Apparently, they put something in her food. My source saids that they want to meet in the French Open final so they had to do something to stop the Queen. This virus is supposed to sideline Justine for about a month, so it's not too harmful, just enough so that she can't win the French Open.

I hope Justine is ok. I am not too surprised with Serena, but I am shocked that Lindsay would be involved in something like that.

I'd tell you who my source is, but you won't believe me so I won't. Ok I'll tell you... It's Mary Joe Fernandez who told me. She doesn't want to go to the police because Lindsay is her friend. But it's not fair for Justine...

I also met with Anna last night, she wants to comeback in a few months and her goal is Wimbledon But I couldn't get enough information because Michael Jackson called me on my cell, he needed advice about his case... (He's innocent).

Tomorrow I'll be meeting with Venus in the morning, and later on I'm have dinner at Whitney Houston's house. But enough about me...

I just hope Justine is OK.
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post like this are stupid, this is ridiculous and childish, grow up and if you're going to post things like this, then dont post period
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Both have the ability to beat her when in form, why the drug?

silly but I take it you are just telling a joke right?

Justine Henin

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I heard that Serena & Lindsay are the ones responsible for Justine's virus. Apparently, they put something in her food. My source saids that they want to meet in the French Open final so they had to do something to stop the Queen. This virus is supposed to sideline Justine for about a month, so it's not too harmful, just enough so that she can't win the French Open.

I hope Justine is ok. I am not too surprised with Serena, but I am shocked that Lindsay would be involved in something like that.

I'd tell you who my source is, but you won't believe me so I won't. Ok I'll tell you... It's Mary Joe Fernandez who told me. She doesn't want to go to the police because Lindsay is her friend. But it's not fair for Justine...

I also met with Anna last night, she wants to comeback in a few months and her goal is Wimbledon But I couldn't get enough information because Michael Jackson called me on my cell, he needed advice about his case... (He's innocent).

Tomorrow I'll be meeting with Venus in the morning, and later on I'm have dinner at Whitney Houston's house. But enough about me...

I just hope Justine is OK.


What the hell was that all about?

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fan911, have you met selesrules ?
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I liked it. Fan911, you love black people. You cool with me, even though most times I want to take my belt off and spank you.
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Yeah and Serena and Kim had a fight in a strip club where Kim was working part time and Serena caused the injury to her arm...Kim had a hard time explaining that one to her boyfriend...

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fan911, have you met selesrules ?
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You're lying. Justine is sick because she drank Schnyder's orange juice by mistake.
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You're lying. Justine is sick because she drank Schnyder's orange juice by mistake.

...and Schnyder didnt get to drink any and went bananas in her match against Conchita.
I tell ya the conspiracy theory continues

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don't u mean.......Selesrules, is that you?
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