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Elena, Amelie, Mary, Lindsay, Conchita, ASV, Zina, Martina N

Martina: "I can still beat any of these players! "

Zina: "Let me try to be as blinding as possible with this pink suit"

ASV: "Conchita, will you play doubles with me in Athens?"

Conchita: "No! I want to win a medal! "

Lindsay: "Get me out of here so I can go back to my investment banker husband."

Mary: "How did Elena ever win this with her serve?"

Amelie: "I don't know but this year I play on taking out the Hand and then you in the final"

Elena: "Cargo shorts are still in season right guys?"

Justine: "I am too good to be in this parade"
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Elena, Amelie, Mary, Lindsay, Conchita, ASV, Zina, Martina N

Martina: "I can still beat any of these players! "

Zina: "Let me try to be as blinding as possible with this pink suit"

ASV: "Conchita, will you play doubles with me in Athens?"

Conchita: "No! I want to win a medal! "

Lindsay: "Get me out of here so I can go back to my investment banker husband."

Mary: "How did Elena ever win this with her serve?"

Amelie: "I don't know but this year I play on taking out the Hand and then you in the final"

Elena: "Cargo shorts are still in season right guys?"

Justine: "I am too good to be in this parade"

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notice how all the younger players (Elena, Amelie, Mary and Lindsay) are all a head taller than the older players ... I guess that is proof of Big Babe Tennis
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More like a "Parade of bad footwear".

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I had forgotten the Zina won Amelia Island over Chris Evert of all people. And why isn't Chris, Steffi, or Monica there...? Hmmmmmm
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They look like blue Tiffany boxes...probably a 'lil gift from the tourney to the former champs.
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Their Height actually does'nt much of a difference!!!!! OMG!!!! tennis players are Big Babes!!! Compare to Lindsay at 6'2 1/2", I think they range from 5'9" to 6':1"

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Justine: "I am too good to be in this parade"
loooooooooooooool

damn colonists
ignore their patronizing
tear off their blindfold
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Lindsay is cultivating a hippie style, I like it!
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Look at Lindsay's tan line starting at her ankles!
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Lindsay's style is
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