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HEY! Where did the tennis books that wont sell thread go to?

it was the best thread i have ever read! Did it get erased coz iof some stupid poster that wrecked it 4 every1 or what???
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I think it's on Page 4. Anyone is welcome to bump it.

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred dollar bills
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Silverado grill
And I buy the bar a double round of crown
And everybody's getting down
And this town ain't never gonna be the same.
Cause I saddle up my horse and I ride into the city
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls, they are so pretty...

All
ez Amélie!

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So, let's start a new one.

"Plan now for early retirement," by Martina Hingis

"The Art of the Hand job," by Justine Heninin Hardenne.

"Put on a happy face," by Lindsay Davenport

"Junk in the trunk: A guide to figure flattering tennis wear," by Serena Williams

"There is life after tennis," by Martina Navratilova

"The Low profile life," by Anna Kournikova

"Once is not enough," by Daniela Hantuchova, forward by Iva Majoli.

"The WTA guide to injury free tennis," by the tour's staff.

"The ATP guide to drug free tennis," by ATP trainers.

"Remember, it's an international sport," by the programmers at ESPN

"Reruns, what reruns?" by the programmers at the Tennis Channel.

"Only if there's absolutely nothing else to write about," by the staff of Sports Illustrated.

"Too close to overrule," by the chair umpires at the Australian Open.

"The art of the withdrawal," by Venus Williams.

"Against all flags," by Damir Dokic
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I think I saw it on page 2.
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" Bodybuilding guide to gain muscle and mass" , by Daniela Hantuchova
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yeah, thanx guys, i found it again, but ill carry on this one then!

"How to be graceful on court" - Serena Williams

"The art of the slick, flowing serve" - Venus

"How to interview using a wide range of vocabulary" - Jennifer Capriati

"How to seem nice, and be a bitch all in one" - Kim Clijsters

"Managing your breasts - for sure" - Justine Henin - Hardonne

"Blocking out distractions" Jennifer Capriati
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lol@ the Clisters one
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I didnt make this one up but this is my favourite:

"How to outgrunt a williams sister" - Maria Sharapova

Well, that last one would sell, but its still funny!!

"Bagels from around the world" Alex Stevenson

"Improving your second serve and make it a weapon" - Dementieva forwarded by Anico Kapros
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