So, let's start a new one.
"Plan now for early retirement," by Martina Hingis
"The Art of the Hand job," by Justine Heninin Hardenne.
"Put on a happy face," by Lindsay Davenport
"Junk in the trunk: A guide to figure flattering tennis wear," by Serena Williams
"There is life after tennis," by Martina Navratilova
"The Low profile life," by Anna Kournikova
"Once is not enough," by Daniela Hantuchova, forward by Iva Majoli.
"The WTA guide to injury free tennis," by the tour's staff.
"The ATP guide to drug free tennis," by ATP trainers.
"Remember, it's an international sport," by the programmers at ESPN
"Reruns, what reruns?" by the programmers at the Tennis Channel.
"Only if there's absolutely nothing else to write about," by the staff of Sports Illustrated.
"Too close to overrule," by the chair umpires at the Australian Open.
"The art of the withdrawal," by Venus Williams.
"Against all flags," by Damir Dokic