OH MY GOD Venus, this is like the first time you've let the side down in the fashion stakes. The shape of the dress is hideous - Infiniti is right, it's a sack. It is like something Serena would wear. This had better be a one-off disaster.
Er, don't keep the man either, give him to me
(I forgot about the AO cleavage top that one year. Still, two fashion mishaps compared to numerous fashion triumphs in seven years is pretty good going...)