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post #1 of 75 (permalink) Old Feb 17th, 2002, 11:11 PM Thread Starter
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Monica Seles announces engagement.

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Future Tennis Hall of Fame player, Monica Seles, shocked the tennis world today when she announced her engagement to a local billionaire sheik.

"I didn't like him at first because he was always asking me out", said the smiling Seles. When asked what made her change her mind, Seles revealed, "His wonderful smile, this soild gold trophy, 24kt. diamond ring, diamond necklace, chest of gold coins, 10 lbs. of precious stones and a 5 million dollar house ... for my dog".



Seles will continue to play tennis, but will soon be playing on the Seles Womens Association of Tennis (SWAT).
The shiek also sent several of his very large close employees to Germany to look for a special person in his fiance's life for undisclosed reasons.

Seles was then carried by four of her new servants to her personal 757 for her next match. Her dog followed in his new Jetstream.

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post #2 of 75 (permalink) Old Feb 17th, 2002, 11:14 PM
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LMAO.

Only a 757? Monica should have held out for a Concorde at least.
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Concordes may only land in certain airports in the continental U.S.A. amd the 747 is bigger.

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OMG!

That picture really takes the cake.

That's a funny story. Yeah, I guess the solid gold trophy might just swing it!

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TeeRexx, you are so silly! Everything has been so serious here lately, it's good to have a laugh!
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"I didn't like him at first because he was always asking me out", said the smiling Seles. When asked what made her change her mind, Seles revealed, "His wonderful smile, this soild gold trophy, 24kt. diamond ring, diamond necklace, chest of gold coins, 10 lbs. of precious stones and a 5 million dollar house ... for my dog".

Wow, who would have known that Seles was a "gold-digger"!

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You've got a good point there TR. I was only thinking of speed, but the 757 will suffice. Monica should make sure she has a water tight pre nuptual agreement (everything he has is hers, and everything she has is her own)
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LOL....they certainly seem happy together. Wasn't that the same sheik that greeted Monica and Mike at the airport?

Poor Mike....what'd they do with his body???
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post #10 of 75 (permalink) Old Feb 18th, 2002, 12:48 AM
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oh man, don't do this to me

when i read the title i was thinking "Monica and Mike, YAY!"


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LOL!

don't do this....yeesh....
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*push TeeRexx* You got me! I thought she engaged to Mike Sell, too! I was about to say 'YAY! They're engaged!' You bugger!


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Hehe!Too cute!
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Arrow Haha

Lol. Nice post TeeRexx! *clapz*
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Sure Monica is a golddigger.
She took all of those GS titles and now she wants all of the dough as well.

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