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S7 Week 1 (Women), Brisbane, AUS, International

BRISBANE





Welcome to Brisbane, Australia for the start of Season 7 on the OWTT Tour! With the Australian Open just 2 weeks away the players will be looking to find their form quickly and most of the top players are back on court this week so it should be an exciting start to the season!




S5 – (8) Lisicki def. (5) Kournikova 3-6 6-4 7-6(6)
S6 – (1) Hantuchova def. Cornet 3-6 7-5 6-2



Points to Defend

Jankovic – 5
Mattek-Sands – 5
Petrova – 5
Karatantcheva – 5
S.Williams – 15
Benesova – 15
Schiavone – 15
Schnyder – 15
Chakvetadze – 15
Olaru – 15
Dulko – 15
Sprem – 15
Sharapova – 15
Srebotnik – 35
Lisicki – 35
Zheng – 35
Bartoli – 35
Safarova – 35
Azarenka – 35
Kirilenko – 70
Lucic – 70
Zvonareva – 70
V.Williams – 70
Li – 120
Vaidisova – 120
Cornet – 190
Hantuchova – 300



Draw

(1) Hantuchova Vs. Bye
(WC) Cibulkova Vs. Sharapova
Zvonareva Vs. Tulyaganova
Bye Vs. (6) Schiavone

(5) Schnyder Vs. Bye
Benesova Vs. Mattek-Sands
Lisicki Vs. Davenport
Bye Vs. (4) Seles

(3) V.Williams Vs. Bye
Sprem Vs. Chakvetadze
Jankovic Vs. Bartoli
(WC) Petrova Vs. (8) Clijsters

(7) Li Vs. Bye
Srebotnik Vs. Karatantcheva
Vaidisova Vs. S.Williams
Bye Vs. (2) Cornet




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Alizť Answers!



Q: First of all Alize, congratulations on ending the year at #2 in the rankings Ė a return to your career high. You were outside the Top 20 half way through the season though. What do you think you improved on in the second half of the season which brought such a dramatic change to your results?


Hello? Iíve been on tour six seasons; you should at least know how to spell my name by now! Forget the accent again & Iíll make sure you never have kids. Tu me comprends?

Duh, I started to try... 1st half of the season I wanted to let some others win for a change, it makes the retards feel good about themselves & they really needed some money since no-one is stupid enough to sponsor them. Then some no-body won Roland Garros, I donít even remember her name...from some backwards country where they eat people...the inbred one...crooked teeth & bad BO...oh god whatís her name?...anyway she won & I was like WTF? I have to save the tour, so I did.


Q: Obviously #2 is a fantastic achievement but surely you have your eye on the #1 spot Ė what do you think you need to do to make it that extra step to #1?

#2 is not bad, Dani is only #1 because sheís sleeping with the line judges, umpires, ball boys & tour director...basically anything with 2 legs (though she sometimes will settle for 4). I hear reports that say sheís now so loose itís like throwing a racket down Arthur Ashe stadium, people donít wanna go there anymore (the warts are a turnoff too) and her results will start to drop soon. Itís all good, Queen Alizť will reign supreme in S7!


Q: You were back at #2 a few seasons ago and challenging for the top spot but you seemed to wilt under the pressure. How do you feel you have developed in the mental department and do you feel ready to really challenge for the #1 spot this time?

Wait a second! Letís just get a few things straight! I did not wilt; I was just going through a lot of stuff in my life at that time. I was being bullied on tour by Iveta Benesova, she was jealous of the fact that I actually have talent and she looks like she just got hit by a bus. Itís definitely time I was ranked #1, I mean Iím the best player ever to play the game, as my Grand Slam success has shown, and itís about time I was recognised it. If either Daniela or Venus disagrees Iíd like to direct them to the H2H records.


Q: Some critics still say that you are mentally fragile at the big events. You have a few Slam finals under your belt but only managed to win one. You beat Hantuchova several times this season but when you have the chance to clinch the #1 ranking at the YEC you wilt under the pressure and lose to her. What do you think went wrong in your semi-final match and how would you respond to these critics?


Well I was 6-2 4-0 up in my match against Dani at YEC, when suddenly I got foot faulted about 12 times in a row, the line judge had his flies down, lipstick on his face & stank of cheap perfume. I definitely saw Dani go over there at the previous change over. So go figure! The same thing happened to be a couple of Seasons ago against Tati when a crucial call went against me. I canít help it that the rest of the girls on tour are cheap whores.


Q: Venus Williams took a break from the tour for a while this season. You did the same a while back but managed to come back strong. However, Venus has failed to win a Main Draw match since her comeback and went 0-3 at the YEC Ė do you think she will come back strong next season or do you think she will continue to slump?

Wtf? Are you comparing me to Venus? Thatís like comparing Einstein to George Bush. All Iím saying is thereís a reason I made a GS final on my return & she wouldnít take a game off Brie right now! If I were her Iíd retire now to save any face she has, else some scrub will get very lucky & draw her at AO! Perhaps she should look at Retirement homes, Iím sure London Zoo would take her, while sheís there maybe she should take Kim Clijsters theyíve been looking for a new Ogre for a while now.


Q: You have been on tour since almost the beginning. How do you think the tour has changed over the years? Are there any of the old players that you miss having on tour?

The standard has definitely dropped, I mean look whoís winning slams now Itís a joke..luckily Iím here to sort it out. If I miss anyone itís Jess Moore, now thereís a girl who was not afraid to speak her mind. Her & I were true truth speakers now everyone it too nice, their all hippies into flower power and free love. All anyone ever got by sitting on the fence is a sore arse! If any of them think they are actually bitches I say prove it. At the moment they are just wannabes...


Q: What plans do you have for the off-season?

Well Iíve been asked by Jermaine to headline at Michaelís tribute concert. Michael and I were always close and this is my way of showing my love for him. My fee for the concert will be donated to the plastic factory where his face was made; I know Michael would want that. I will also be working with orphans in Africa, each year the French team sends money out there to help all the little Venusí & Serenaís pay for American citizenship, so one day they can pretend to play for the US too. We used to send food aid instead, but not much of it reached Africa....




Q: Why do you think of the Tour Director announced new plans for a mensí tour? How do you think this will affect the tour, if at all?


Well itís clear he wants a bit of man on man action on tour; I heard he loves watching Federer & Nadal messing around with balls & has a soft spot for a good service up the T! It will affect the tour quite a lot, we will miss Fran in the Womenís draw but Iím sure sheíll feel at home competing against her fellow guys. Daniela will of course retire, with so many guys on tour she wonít have time for tennis, but will in effect be the tour brothel Ė which her talents are far more suited too.


Q: There have been several rumours of the Tour Director having sexual relations with some of the player on tour but nothing has ever been confirmed. Can you shed any light on such matters?

There are a few players, Seles, Fran, Bartoli but itís mainly the coaches. Iím not going to tell tales but him & Matt are very close and Iíve seen Venusí coach walking like a cowboy a few times too. No idea why! From what Dani has said, sheís the expert on such matters, he has a really small...ímini Chrisí...and sheís had more of an orgasm from a tennis racket! Iím not 100% sure what she means by that, but donít tell him I said that, poor guy would be devastated.


Q: We donít hear much about life off the court with the stars of the OWTT. How do you get on with the other players on tour?

Oh. Iím an Angel. Everyone loves me, I dare anyone to say otherwise in a media interview!




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Why Bartoli?

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Great interview Alize
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Why Bartoli?
Unfortunately lots of food she was looking after went missing....no idea where it went!



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Yay!
Title to defend!
Lets do it!!!!

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No points to defend
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C'mon Anna

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Daniela's rebuttal...


Alize Cornet said a lot of harsh things about you, are you shocked by her rage?
Shocked [laughs] NOT AT ALL. I mean look at her... If you were misaken for the Fruit Loops mascot every day, wouldn't you be bitter too? I mean take that along with her lack of sucess and third boob... She just has so many reason to hateme, like my titles, looks and overall life style.

She also claims that she'll be number one soon... How do you take that comment?
She said that [laughs] I guess denile isnt just a river in Egypt. Well if she gets to number one its because she won Rome and Madrid Beijing and Stanford [laughs]/ She loves to brag about her Grand Slam success, yet she ratley dies better than me in them.I have an SF in Australia, An F in Paris, a win in London and an F at flushing meadows. And its not my fault the girls on the tour call her the bridesmaid because shes uglier and worse at tennis than most of us... I wish her the best of luck but there a better tennis players than her.

What advice would you give to Alize?
Get that surgery... than maybe it will be legal for you to play on the women's tour.

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It would be funny if it was original.



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If you want to talk, I suggest you guys redirect your conversation to the Chat Thread.

Here is the link: bla bla bla...

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No that was an inside. Dont take it personnaly.

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O\h... with who?
Is it about the Graphics thread

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