Original Queen, Majestic V!
Join Date: Oct 2001
Re: Queen Venus' chat thread: Volume 2 :D
One day a man was going to market with his son and his ass. they met some child advocates on the way.
"Why walk when you have an ass to ride?" called the advocates, "seat the boy on the ass."
"I would like that," said the boy, "help me up father."
And the father did that willingly.
Soon they met some geriatric proponents. "How shameful of you!" they cried, "let your father ride, won't he be tired?"
So, the boy got down and the father rode the ass. Again they marched on.
"poor boy", said the equal rights champions, "why should one ride while the other walks? Both should have equal riding rights!"
So, the boy got onto the ass too. As they went on, they met the animal rights lobby.
"How cruel of them!" They are up to kill the poor ass." cried the lobby.
Hearing this, the father and the son got down. Now they decided to carry the ass on their shoulders. As they did so, everyone broke into laughter.
The laughter frightened the ass. It broke free and galloped away.
MORAL: You can not please everyone
Vee only needs to do Vee.