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Re: Veesus Christ Chat Thread Vol # 6 - But Where's Furby's Slam Final?

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Girl, hedge your bets. This won't look good when Couver usurps the GS threads and causes Veesus to lose in R1 of the remaining slams.
Hedge your bets indeed. You upstarts better watch your tone.

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Kiiii!!! Veesus has an IMMACULATE record against lesbuns! It was Salve who compiled all of that data before she was sent to prison.

I think it's usually Mauresmo, Stosur, CSN, JCap, Kuznetsova, Dellacqua, Vinci, Henin, and a few doubles specialists. Veesus W/L is somewhere around 90%.
Not JCap!? Didn't she have a messy relationship with a straight male porn actor?

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Hedge your bets indeed. You upstarts better watch your tone.

Sis, your record speaks for itself
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You're just a flop

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I shall make Madrid & Rome threads. That way we'll know she'll be well rested for Wimbledon

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Re: Veesus Christ Chat Thread Vol # 6 - But Where's Furby's Slam Final?

I CANNOT wait for Veesus' child with David to begin LASHING Jameka's daughter on a regular basis!!!

Veesus better get it on the tennis court at an early age

And ha ass better not be teaching it how to hit a forehand

PRAISE ALEXIS!!!



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And ha ass better not be teaching it how to hit a forehand
Please, Veesus' inside-out forehand is the best right now.

Y'all I won't tolerate any losses at Wimbledon or the US Open. I think this is the first year I would truly be disappointed if Venus didn't manage to win a Slam (post-2012 obviously). Unless she is injured, she is in total control to get herself to that 8th Slam.
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ENOUGH! Need I remind you that my Fed Cup thread saw Veesus remain undefeated? I also have numerous semis and finals to my credit. These alternative facts won't stand.

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I CANNOT wait for Veesus' child with David to begin LASHING Jameka's daughter on a regular basis!!!

Veesus better get it on the tennis court at an early age

And ha ass better not be teaching it how to hit a forehand
Sis won't it be your child with David that has the losing record to Chantel Ohanian?
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Excuse me, sis, but I called the French a long ass time ago
lol I am no one's sis...and okay you can have it didn't mean to intrude.
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Yall and these Venus/David Theories....that man is married!
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lol I am no one's sis...and okay you can have it didn't mean to intrude.



PV is having NONE of it lately.

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ENOUGH! I also have numerous semis and finals to my credit. These alternative facts won't stand.
When? In 2001?

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lol I am no one's sis...and okay you can have it didn't mean to intrude.
My bad, granny.
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Re: Veesus Christ Chat Thread Vol # 6 - But Where's Furby's Slam Final?

I have no idea why ya'll are fighting over the French Open when you KNOW full well that she's gonna lose in the second round
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Yall and these Venus/David Theories....that man is married!
That didn't stop Mother

(and honestly wouldn't stop me if he was cute enough)

And look at the plentiful Slam harvest she brought in after bedding Father Patrick from 2012 to 2015. 8 Slams...Proving Patrick's D is stronger than Justine's entire career.

Sometimes I wish Venus would. Just a cute fling in time to scoop up a Wimbledon.

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Re: Veesus Christ Chat Thread Vol # 6 - Well Done Agent Ohanian.

Veesus has her boy toys. But she doesn't need an good O for a good season. She's doing well this year and she hasn't had any employees around so...

OMG who let Hapless edit the thread title?

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