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post #1 of 13 (permalink) Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 09:46 PM Thread Starter
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A prayer for Ana.

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let Ana win and V. Williams lose. Kthxbyeamen.
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Lord let Dominique Monami never guest commentate on ES again because she flat out SUCKS.

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Ana is the Mother Theresa of tennis, may she serve bagels to the hungry.
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"Oh Lord, please let Venus break a leg...literally."

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oh my, don't go cryin if that actually happens
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Ana is the Mother Theresa of tennis, may she serve bagels to the hungry.
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Ana is the Mother Theresa of tennis, may she serve bagels to the hungry.
The Mother Theresa vs. Mary Magdalene smackdown.

Bring it.

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oh my, don't go cryin if that actually happens
I think God has bigger things to worry about that the AO semifinals.

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The Mother Theresa vs. Mary Magdalene smackdown.

Bring it.

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hold up, I heard rummors that Mary Magdalene was Jesus' wife, I sense some bias from da lord in this match.
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Re: A prayer for Ana.

Oh Lord,
You've already given Ivanovic the gift of good looks which apparently makes her the better of the Serbian players.
I ask of you to let Ivanovic ADJE!!! like she's never Adjed before.
In your name. Amen.

"Everybody always said I didn't get that job because my wife is white. If you're not strong enough to look through that then you have the issue."
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Black presidents of the US=1
Black head coaches in the SEC=0
Something needs to change.
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Oh lord,
please make sure Ana runneth little, netteth few forehands, and stinketh not

Goodbye WTA and Jelena. It was nice being your fan once.
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Let us... let us pray... that Ana's shoes are extra squeaking today (maybe even producing that sound when you rub the baloon with your hand... but that is too much)
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"Oh Lord, please let Venus break a leg...literally."

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