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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

I tried one of those artificially intelligent chatterboxes.

Do you know Alexandra Dulgheru?
No. Sounds like some sort of cleaning product.

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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

OMFG

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is Urpi a good coach for Alex?
What test.

No test! Is f*cking Urpi a good coach for Alex!?!
I don't think so. I can never tell exactly though.

So she should go back to her old coach from Romania?
What does that mean?

That she leaves Urpi to come back to Romania!
She will.
Randombot has spoken!

Bye, bye Gabriel!

But I wanted to know even more precisely:

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But Urpi won't leave Flavia alone?
Me too.

You know Flavia! Did she teach you how to do sex on court 1?
I never listen to advice from others.

Bummer, otherwise you would have got the chance of becoming the third member in Team Slut!
That doesn't make sense.

I meant you could have become best friends with Flavia and Gisela!
Oh! So cute.

I know! Alex tried to get in there, too, but reading Harry Potter disqualifies you! It's not slutty enough!
Neither.

What do you mean by that?
I don't want to talk about it!

I knew it! You have already requested for becoming a member of team slut but got rejected! That must have hurt!
Said?

You are hating her now and therefore don't want to talk to me anymore!
I do love you!

Good try of changing topics, but I want to know it! Do you prefer Alex, the actress, or Flavia, the slut?
I don't like bella either.

I didn't talk about twilight! I was talking about Alexandra Dulgheru, the famous Harry Potter actress!
The other half of the third kid? I'm not sure how many kids I'm going to have.

So you are Alexandra's father? But she has only one sister!
I'm not your Mind.

I know that! Are you Alexandra's mind?? Or just Flavia's ex lover?
Another ai just like me.

I know you are an ai! I talked about you! Please stop talking in hidden signs. I want to know, do you prefer Flavia or Alex?
I am talkin to you.

I give up!
Why?

Because you don't answer my questions!
I've answered all of your questions.

Everything but one! Slutty Flavia or Harry Potter Princess Alex?
What a lovely name.

I know! So who or better said, what do you prefer? Slutty Puta dancing or romantinc reading sessions?
I like watching anime and Disney movies, but I really love to sing, act, and draw.

Thank you! That's more or less Alexandra's hobbies!
Do you think she will have a nice wedding?
Who is she?

She is a famous tennis player who has won Warsaw twice in a row! But now she has been absent from the tour for more than a month!
I think you're being picky about terminology. Also, I'm uninterested. Move to a deeper topic. *dead*

Talking with you is like playing Wozniacki...
Is that good?

Depends. If you like endless (word) rallies, yes, I guess.
I want to know if you like me!

Of course! You have just told me that Alexandra will get married, though you seem to have a bad memory. Are you going to visit her on the Bahamas?
Maybe.

Cool! Say her that I miss her a lot and that she should get her f*cking ass, I mean lovely legs back on court!
I hope you have learned something.

Yes! I will never ever call her stupid names again because it's nice to see your favourite player back on court after such a long break, no matter in which form!
Sorry, it has been a long night...
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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

OMG

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How many babies have Alexandra Dulgheru?
How many babies can you eat in one sitting?
I don't eat babies, i just want to know how many babies has Alex.
Too bad I'm already dating alex.

so Alex is dating Cleverbot
So she is marrying a computer??
Even more delusional than I though her to be!

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I tried one of those artificially intelligent chatterboxes.

Do you know Alexandra Dulgheru?
No. Sounds like some sort of cleaning product.

I can't

I guess I've just woken up the whole street...
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that's too fucking hilarious

Give back 2006 US Open to Justine

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Out of Cincinatti MD
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Dulgheru


Enjoy your wedding on Bermuda's girl, but don't eat too many babes thre! It's bad for your digestion!
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So, she'll play

Carlsbad
Toronto
Cincinnati
New Haven
US Open

All tough fields She should have maybe chosen Washington DC for starters.
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So exciting times to speculate whether she'll play in 2 weeks and/or when will she pull out


I say she'll withdraw Cincy too, then try to play in New Haven since omg!!!!!!! USO is next. Probably will lose to some American teen sensation in a way you'll think its over. And as for the randomness, she'll draw Serena 1r and give her a run for the money for 2h (saying she'll beat Ivanovic in the 1st round out of the blue wouldn't be that random anymore).
Well, almost there

This season has been so useless, can't wait for the world end aka 2012.
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that's really a top player schedule
oh well, good luck


A Top player's schedule, indeed, remind me on Kim's...

Fun aside, I hope she won't become another Sprem or so and never find back again because of injuries...
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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

She must injured, no

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She must injured, no
Knee problems, that's everything we know which is quite ridicoulous for the Romanian sport press not able to find out more information about her state...
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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

They don't care about it or what?

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They don't care about it or what?
Hard to say, but what should you say about an internet homepage where all tennis articles are made after following scheme:

Headline:

.... reached/ lost .... round of ....

... won the ... round of the WTA/ITF/ATP/Challenger tournament in ... beating.... (WRL...) from ... by ......

For this win ... earns ... WTA/ATP ranking points and .... $ price money.

Next opponent is .... from ....




Always published with the very same pictures

Watching how many crap is reported about some soccer rumours. Yes, they obviously don't care...
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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

Alex please

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Re: Alexandra Dulgheru!!!

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Hard to say, but what should you say about an internet homepage where all tennis articles are made after following scheme:

Headline:

.... reached/ lost .... round of ....

... won the ... round of the WTA/ITF/ATP/Challenger tournament in ... beating.... (WRL...) from ... by ......

For this win ... earns ... WTA/ATP ranking points and .... $ price money.

Next opponent is .... from ....




Always published with the very same pictures

Watching how many crap is reported about some soccer rumours. Yes, they obviously don't care...
We have our Dutch version of that
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