'A tired looking Queen Dechy Tryies To Understand Claims From Tour Director Mr Larry Daviator Scott'
Queen of the ATC tour Nathalie Dechy is today left shocked, confused and outrage that the tour director has released information into the public domain that the Australian Open champion, who will go down in history as the first slam champion on the tour has spend time this season in rehab, something the star of the tour strongly denies and claims thats the Daviator as he likes to be called is delibrately trying to put her off one of the most important tournaments of the season here in Madrid for the Year Ending Champs where the top eight players compete.
Dechy released a short statement saying 'he hates me! All season she has tried to ruin my chances but this is just a step to far. I went straight to his office to complain, where I saw Marion on her knees trying to get up and him doing his trousers zip up but thats a whole different story but I wouldnt be shocked if they decided this rehab rubbish together. I told him I would sue him if it wasnt changed and it was but when I asked for help it was denied. They really are scared of me and hope this will put me off, only time will tell if it does. I just want to say to my fans, I have never been to rehab - I am a top athlete and thanks for supporting me in this tough time. I love you all'
I have just received some very important news, ATC #8 Nathalie Dechy has just tested positive for a banned substance, more information as we get, but this could put her YEC participation in danger. More as we get it.